Differences between Men and Women

Outdoorsman's Avatar
The last 10 things a man would be caught saying:

10. I think Barry Manilow is a cool dude.

9. While I am up can I get you a beer?

8. I think hairy armpits are really sexy.

7. I think her breasts are just too big.

6. Sometimes I just want to be held.

5. That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody.

4. Sure I love wearing a condom.

3. We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I will hold your purse.

2. Screw Monday Night Football! Lets watch Lifetime.

1. I think we are lost lets pull over and ask for directions.

The last 10 things a woman would caught saying:

10. Could our relationship be more physical. I am tired of just being friends.

9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, its easier for me to douche that way.

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Hey...get a whiff of that one.

6. Please don't throw away that old T-shirt. The holes in the armpits are just too cute.

5. This diamond is way too big!

4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

3. Wow! It really is 14 inches long!

2. Does this make my butt look too small?

1. I am wrong. You must be right again.
DallasRain's Avatar
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

Unless it's Ron Jeremy's butt....lol!!
  • MrGiz
  • 03-12-2010, 11:45 PM
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

Unless it's Ron Jeremy's butt....lol!! Originally Posted by DallasRain
Interesting.... I almost chose Harry Butts as a handle, way back when!

It would have saved a lot of confusion all these years!

Giz
I don't like hairy butts or armpits on either sex. I like my men metro sexual.
DallasRain's Avatar
I like a manly man....rugged,bad boy biker type---I aint skeered of a few whiskers or scars...and tats make me cum all over myself{lol}!!

Sorry...back to topic...I love this post!
9. While I am up can I get you a beer?
7. I think her breasts are just too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
1. I think we are lost lets pull over and ask for directions.

10. Could our relationship be more physical. I am tired of just being friends. (not those exact words, but same storyline)
7. Hey...get a whiff of that one. (my dad liked to battle fart - don't ask)
2. Does this make my butt look too small? (the kim k butt is in now a days)
1. I am wrong. You must be right again. (being sarcastic though)
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
I don't like hairy butts or armpits on either sex. I like my men metro sexual. Originally Posted by Kaylee

eewwww! you like those type of guys?

metrosexual = sissy & vain beyond vanity.