2015 Awards

Ok guys and gals, lets have some fun with this. Please keep it entertaining, no bashing etc.
In true fashion of a fellow friend and member here that has relocated to the south I would like to bring it back. Please keep it on track.


***********AWARD CATEGORIES*****************

2015 Dillion Harper Provider of the Year Award

2015 Samuel Lee pseudo pimp of the year award

2015 Lancelot White Knight of the year

2015 Hoodrat of the year Award

2015 Hoarders Worst incall Award

2015 Louis C.K. Funniest thing seen at an incall Award

2015 Martha Stewart Cleanest/best incall Award

2015 Worst BP ad of the year Award.

2015 Most Obnoxious Member Award

2015 Gotham City Best Duo Award

2015 Best Newcummer Award

2015 Best Quick stop Provider Award.

2015 Best Provider I never Had Award.

2015 Provider who reminds you most of your mother Award.

2015 Most missed provider of the year.

2015 Best seasoned veteran provider award.

This shitbird gonna flap like a Pterodactyl.... Look it up

White Knight: culver
Psuedo pimp: MH
Most obnoxious: Pauly...I know you're flattered
Newcummer: Sylvia

Ok guys and gals, lets have some fun with this. Please keep it entertaining, no bashing etc.
In true fashion of a fellow friend and member here that has relocated to the south I would like to bring it back. Please keep it on track.


***********AWARD CATEGORIES*****************

2015 Dillion Harper Provider of the Year Award Kayla

2015 Samuel Lee pseudo pimp of the year award MH

2015 Lancelot White Knight of the year CCLUVR

2015 Hoodrat of the year Award

2015 Hoarders Worst incall Award

2015 Louis C.K. Funniest thing seen at an incall Award

2015 Martha Stewart Cleanest/best incall Award Polly

2015 Worst BP ad of the year Award.

2015 Most Obnoxious Member Award Tie between XY and PM, with a close third place going to .......

2015 Gotham City Best Duo Award bucket list

2015 Best Newcummer Award

2015 Best Quick stop Provider Award.

2015 Best Provider I never Had Award. still looking so not sure

2015 Provider who reminds you most of your mother Award. Disgusting

2015 Most missed provider of the year. Based on what I have read seems a lot are missing Tiffany Blue, hope she is doing alright

2015 Best seasoned veteran provider award. Originally Posted by Highwayman64

Can't answer them all, maybe in a few years

no bashing etc.





2015 Hoodrat of the year Award. Originally Posted by Highwayman64

How u call a mf ghetto without bashing. End it with "jus funnin"?

"2015 Martha Stewart Cleanest/best incall Award Polly"

She tie the crime scene tape into neat little bows?

2015 Rodeoman Comeback of the year award: ISO#GFE.
Honorable mention: num1cusefan

2015 Felix and Oscar Odd Couple: It took until December to develop... but I'm sure we all know the twosome that wins this award....

Provider most like my momma: Sylvia. Both those loudmouth cunts need some perspective.

Most seasoned provifer, Lee. That pussy is better seasoned that most of Emeril's skillets.

Psuedo pimp of the year, Rodeo. He isn't award worthy but it's so cute watching shorty climb the stage.

Best provider I never had is DeeDee.

Most obnoxious member? TeflonDon was banned for life. But he wasn't that obnoxious.

Oh and provider of the year, Beauty. Most else has been a waste of time, but part of the goal is variety so I get it. That meaty Nubian goddess has a good attitude, the right price and will be as nasty or as nice as you like. I dig that lady.

Most inane review, rke324, who is also nominated for most bitter self-defense of his exercise routine.

Best tranny imposter, jennerjammer.

Best disappearing act chicachaser.

Best silent treatment jackfengshui.

Dumbest general tone of post goes to East Amherst, who also wins faggot of the year for over using exclamation points like a teen girl.

Best 'heh' tie between OSD and dearhunter.

Finally the most likely to make this review about me award goes to Pauly.

Most inane review, rke324, who is also nominated for most bitter self-defense of his exercise routine.

Best tranny imposter, jennerjammer.

Best disappearing act chicachaser.

Best silent treatment jackfengshui.

Dumbest general tone of post goes to East Amherst, who also wins faggot of the year for over using exclamation points like a teen girl.

Best 'heh' tie between OSD and dearhunter.

Finally the most likely to make this review about me award goes to Pauly. Originally Posted by Penis_Leerie

Didn't start this thread for insults and asked for everyone to have fun with no bashing.

Didn't start this thread for insults and asked for everyone to have fun with no bashing. Originally Posted by Highwayman64

New nomination - Most optimistic Mod and the winner is: Highwayman64!

Didn't start this thread for insults Originally Posted by Highwayman64

Looks like we need a new thread then.....

It's much more fun and entertaining with the insults and bashing.