Incall Awkwardness

How many times has this scenario happened to you?

Got to an incall location at a Marriott Courtyard/ Hilton Place type hotel and you notice that the hotel is just not that busy. They hotel I went to maybe had fifteen cars in the parking lot and it was close to 7 pm. I could even pick out the guy leaving the hotel that had the appointment before me.
I'm sure the clerk saw a parade of guys walking past him all day. Luckily the clerk did not ask any questions.

I KNOW the hotel knew what was going on, but not sure what these hotels can to do besides not allow the SP back into the hotel. I was in Phoenix a while back and I heard one of the clerks mention that they had to kick a SP out, so I know it happens, and I can only assume that they confronted a client.

So maybe next time I should bring a pizza like I'm delivering? You may laugh, but nobody questions a guy with a pizza!

Can't wait to hear your views on this topic.

cant say that i've ever been eyed suspiciously by hotel staff. but then again, when i go to hotels [actually last time i had an encounter in a hotel was in november], they are usually higher end hotels - raddison, hilton, crowne plaza, etc. even when i went to a studio 6 for an afternoon tryst, the manager is up front and the rooms are easily reached without driving by the office.

perhaps it's the kind of hotels and/or the kind of women you've been visiting there???

I've had this several times in the last couple of months... got eyed twice and one clerk even had to let me in... smiled directly at the 2 that let me in and told the one that let me in that i had lost my card.

I always worry about that when I'm touring. I always think that they know, or at least housekeeping does. I tour all the time though and I've never had anybody say a word. I've also used the same hotels over and over with no problems. I also don't schedule back to back because I just don't like seeing people that way. But anytime I can, I book a large, busy hotel. The one I'm at in Dallas this week is perfect for going totally unnoticed. But sometimes in smaller cities this just can't be helped.

It depends on the provider.

Sounds like this one in particular didn't have her appt spaced out correctly or abit too high volume. To each their own, but frankly I like to keep the hotel staff out my business. And my guest away from the lobby if possible.


Right on Lily Blair :-)

Good answer!

How many times has this scenario happened to you?

Got to an incall location at a Marriott Courtyard/ Hilton Place type hotel and you notice that the hotel is just not that busy. They hotel I went to maybe had fifteen cars in the parking lot and it was close to 7 pm. I could even pick out the guy leaving the hotel that had the appointment before me.
I'm sure the clerk saw a parade of guys walking past him all day. Luckily the clerk did not ask any questions.

I KNOW the hotel knew what was going on, but not sure what these hotels can to do besides not allow the SP back into the hotel. I was in Phoenix a while back and I heard one of the clerks mention that they had to kick a SP out, so I know it happens, and I can only assume that they confronted a client.

So maybe next time I should bring a pizza like I'm delivering? You may laugh, but nobody questions a guy with a pizza!

Can't wait to hear your views on this topic. Originally Posted by Romostar

While I have not carried a pizza, I have carried paperwork, a briefcase, or other stuff to make myslef look like I had an appointment for soemthing other than monnley business.

And sure, I have carried some food, like I ran out to get us a bite to eat.

One of the reasons I keep so low volume is because i typically utilize hotels. Call me paranoid if you will, but neither myself or any of my lovely gents wants or needs any untoward attention from the wrong people.

I know that some providers are "friends" with the housekeeping staff.

My last encounter, at an 2/3 star hotel, I walked past the room and housekeeper. When I figured out I went too far and turned around, she actually directed me the the room and smiled at me.

Some providers-- especially those who stay at the same locations rather than moving around-- tip the housekeepers very well.

Yikes! with if it was more than one provider working......ahehehe.

Could have been really bad, or really good.

I know that some providers are "friends" with the housekeeping staff.

My last encounter, at an 2/3 star hotel, I walked past the room and housekeeper. When I figured out I went too far and turned around, she actually directed me the the room and smiled at me. Originally Posted by NeedingMore

Yep, house-keeping can be your best friends or worst enemies. Tipping helps, even if you are low volume, they find a reason to leave you alone.

I feel like I am hi-jacking I am sorry. Well It all depends on how the provider conducts her business in the hotel, it can be a tiny hotel. If she is low volume, she should be fine. Different types of hotels serve a different purpose.

Some providers-- especially those who stay at the same locations rather than moving around-- tip the housekeepers very well. Originally Posted by DecemberLove

I'm like tigercat, sometimes I just carry in my briefcase with me from the car to look like a business traveler. Of course, I have also walked right in the front door and past the registration desk in the lobby with an obvious brown bag with a bottle inside of it, too, if cirucumstances required it (yesterday afternoon, for instance). I had an outcall appointment with a provider in Orange County a few years ago, who showed up with a little rolling luggage bag. After years of experience (she was a former porn pro) she had discovered that it helped her blend in, as if she were a business woman checking into the hotel. Of course, the luggage was full of lingerie, dildo's, lotion, ointments and unguents.

Get a laptop backpack. Don't bring anything larger the bag will fit. Walk in like you belong there. If it's late, they don't know that you didn't check in during the day shift. I used to travel a lot. Sometimes I forgot to turn in my hotel key. Hell I have keys I didn't turn in from Hiltons, Hamptons, Marriots, Holiday Inn's, et.al. Carry the spare key in your hand when you walk through the lobby. It looks like you are headed in for the evening. Even if you walk in brown bagging, you could have just got off of a long day and headed in to wind down. Most hotels have signs that point to the elevators, so no reason to stop and ask directions if you can scan the lobbey quickly. Just act like you belong. A lot of hotels hire "undocumented workers" as hotel cleaning staff. They won't say anything for fear of losing their jobs and tipping as stated does help when it comes to staff.

I promise the clerks know. The hotel I use in Dallas (when I use a hotel) Is owned by a dear friend of mine and I get all the skinny about which girls are there and what their internet searches have been. He tells me it's funny to them that these girls have no idea. Only because of the stories I've told him over the last handful of years, does he tolerate and even protect providers when they are there.

He often says, that sometimes they don't think to the point they blare red lights and sirens. All they'd have to do is dress like a mundane person and be just a little nicer when they are there, and there would be no trail of hooker behind them.


I've done my fair share of really dumb shit, but dressing like a hooker in a hotel is not among them (though I've done far worse now that I think of it.)



OH and tipping... Yes, alot.

Lol-- Ironic that you mention blaring sirens SPTL---

Today as I was walking down the hall, I couldn't help but notice a young lady, dressed quite inappropriately for a hotel at 2PM-- standing outside a room door on her phone.

Ladies-- for the love o' chocolate, be discreet. If a gent has an outfit request and you are doing an outcall to a hotel, tell him you will pack the outfit in your bag. Explain you'd rather not draw undo attention to yourself-- 9 out of 10 gents will not only understand, but appreciate your attention to discretion.

Amen!