perversity diversity

Longermonger's Avatar
1. Ladies, do you ever get sick of the same-old-same-old and like a guy that tries something new? Give us some ideas.

2. Gents, what are some things that ladies have done to make your day special?

3. Cheaper, yes sticking it in da pooper is on topic.
Philhelm's Avatar
Wow, nobody has responded to this yet. I guess I'll go first, and break the ice a bit. I'd like to be urinated on, beaten with a 12" dildo, and be told that I'm a dirty, rightwing extremist...while in the act of casting a vote for Ron Paul in the Republican presidential primary. Hey, at least it's not a blumpkin!
LM, some might be leary at answering these questions because it could hurt future appointments. I could be wrong though.

I like to mix things up a bit, but some guys like the same ole stuff. It all depends on who the person is really. There are things I'd love to try, but I have to careful because I could scare someone off.


Phil..........too bad we didn't meet while I was in town. I could've helped out on most of that.
Longermonger's Avatar
Wow, nobody has responded to this yet. I guess I'll go first, and break the ice a bit. I'd like to be urinated on, beaten with a 12" dildo, and be told that I'm a dirty, rightwing extremist...while in the act of casting a vote for Ron Paul in the Republican presidential primary. Hey, at least it's not a blumpkin! Originally Posted by Philhelm
The first time I read that I thought you were voting for RuPaul. I swear.
Longermonger's Avatar
LM, some might be leary at answering these questions because it could hurt future appointments. I could be wrong though.

I like to mix things up a bit, but some guys like the same ole stuff. It all depends on who the person is really. There are things I'd love to try, but I have to careful because I could scare someone off.


Phil..........too bad we didn't meet while I was in town. I could've helped out on most of that. Originally Posted by MsElena
If you want to peg a guy, just say it. I'm sure there are a few pervs on here that would PM you. Hobbyists don't seem as judgemental as I thought they'd be. I mean...the cute Korean midget gal came to town and they were jumping all over themselves to see her.
If you want to peg a guy, just say it. I'm sure there are a few pervs on here that would PM you. Hobbyists don't seem as judgemental as I thought they'd be. I mean...the cute Korean midget gal came to town and they were jumping all over themselves to see her. Originally Posted by Longermonger

LM, its no secret that I do love my domme sessions, hell its been posted before. Most guys can read into it and the obvious doesn't need to be stated.
Muffrider's Avatar
Ms. E: I'd like two orders of the "unstated obvious" and one of the "Holy crap isn't that illegal" to go please.
Sens55's Avatar
Muffrider,

Be careful for what you wish for my man. Elena will KILL you. You'll die with a smile though!
Longermonger's Avatar
Awww, I just love playing matchmaker.
Cheaper2buyit's Avatar
ok ok you closet freaks cheaper will say it i like to put ice cubes inside of girls it a cold hot cock thing. i like to to put my cock in a girls drink don't have to cum in it unless wanted to but a nice stir. I like to be in the shower most of the time sorry for your hair. I do like greek its even better if one of the hot ladies has a friend & wants us to dp her. But do not touch cheaper inner ass never ever. I like the Obama drill baby drill thing. And I love when a lady says fuck my face
Longermonger's Avatar
Ice cubes: I would think that would be painful for her. So, no.
Cock stir: Alcohol cleans. Ladies like flavor. I see no problem with this.
Shower: As long as the hot water doesn't run out, go for it. Warm water on your back is nice. Skin looks shiny and slippery, not sweaty.
Greek: May the Greek gods be kind to you.
Obama drill: ?????
Dirty talk: She can't go wrong with dirty talk. Ladies, just tell the guy to do what he's already doing and say it feels SOOOOO good. Simple. Just like porn.
DP: If the balls touch, you're gay. Sorry, those are the rules. Look it up if you don't believe me.
Inner ass??: Some ladies like to rim. Who am I to say no?
Starry69's Avatar
DP: If the balls touch, you're gay. Sorry, those are the rules. Look it up if you don't believe me.
LOL. That's some funny stuff Monger!
Here's one for ya...Man Facial
I call this me giving a guy a Facial:
I can be getting fucked or be sucking cock (whatever swings my flag) until he cums in my mouth. I don't swallow, but instead make him lay down, and I let his cum drip out of my mouth covering all over his face (eyes, nose, mouth) like a man cums all over a girl's face. If he's really cool he'll let it get all inside his mouth, and then he can snowball it back to me. Mmmm Nasty Hot!!!

Cheaper2buyit's Avatar
bottom thats wrong just wrong. longer you have to try the ice thing they like it
growler's Avatar
Now that's what I call Dirty, Filthy...with a snowball to top it off..LMAO...This follows a Blumkin?