Tell her you got kneed are hit you goods on the corner of the desk and that they are a little sore and ask her if she could do a light rub to ease the pain a little if she says OK then game on and if she says no apologies and ask her if ice would help them and explain your just a dumb guy and don't know what to do, most women would believe that story.
Originally Posted by Hobbyfun
LOL Too funny! You must know some fairly gullible and inexperienced women, hon....'-) Of course, many of the women here and that I know personally, have seen and heard some funny and even outlandish things from those who are trying to "play". Some Boys/Men, sometimes say and do "amusing" things when it comes to trying to "Get You Some". Don't get me wrong, I've found that this can be endearing and I just happen to be easily amused. '-) The ladies should get together and write a book about the ways they've been approached that they found were funny, cute or unusual. LOL xoxo
To the OP, I suggest you be direct and ask if she ever offers other services along with her massage. You could say something along the lines of "Lady X, may I ask you a personal question?" If she says yes, then state, "I have had other ladies offer "happy endings" as part of their "treatment" and have wondered if this is something you had ever considered or participated in?"
Considering her profession, it's not probable she won't know what you are referring to, as there are many who actually do offer more. If she doesn't understand what you are referring to, then simply discuss it with her and tell her exactly what you mean. Whether she does offer more or not, she might appreciate you being a little more direct than stating you're having muscle spasms in your groin area and would appreciate if she worked the kinks out of that area as well....LOL Also, there will no longer be a question of whether this is available to you and you can simply go in and enjoy your "vanilla" massage if she doesn't offer more, or you will know to find another lady who offers a little more if that's what you prefer.
Best of luck!