Michael Douglas Cancer

Apparently Michael Douglas states he has stage 4 throat cancer. He received it from eating pussy and getting HPV. DAMN and I liked this one too! We won't be able to touch next. It will be just put your tool in and explode!

Fear not Y-diners, experts seem to agree that Mr. Douglas is erroneously associating his cancer with his HPV rather than his smoking and drinking. True you can get HPV in throat from eating pussy, but also true that 10% of you already have and the vast majority will not get throat cancer. For those that due get cancer, the booze and the smokes are much more proximate causes.

So keep getting that box lunch, just drop the side of Marlboros and scotch.

Ok article on it here: http://jezebel.com/cunnilingus-cance...-you-511032266

Sorry, my money is on the smoking/drinking.

I too believe that Michael Douglas's throat cancer came about as the result of his smoking and drinking.

Wonder if this needs to be tested further in a lab.
Mice eat pussy.

Michael Douglas should have chewed.

Ive heard it all smh I do not belive its from daty he smoked like a choo choo train

I took this one girl out to a lobster dinner.
We went back to my place and I caught an STD

I never had lobster again and never had an STD again.

Now, here comes Douglass messing up my whole hobby....If I can't eat it, I won't go!

So he got throat cancer from going down on his hot-wife, Katharine Zeta-Jones? Does she have to notify anyone else?