Pole Dancing advocates are petitioning to make pole dancing an Olympic Event at the Summer Games. Think of the possibilities! Gentlemen instead of a night out at a strip club you can tell your wives you are going to an Olympic training facility.
Wow, the only Olympic venue that is mostly dark, sells booze and allows smoking! Gold medal awarded to the dancer that gets the most dollars, rubles, yen, whatever. Better then figure skating, as the money part makes the judging not subject to a score other then cash.
US finals right in Dallas, plenty of venues to run the prelims in.
Put it right next to Curling, bowling and Golden Tee competitions.
The olympic attendance would double...no really honey you go watch the gymnasts do the floor exercise, I'm going to catch one of these other events...LMAO
Good point cowboy, except maybe there would be something to a slightly "revised" floor exercise and balance beam competition...
The olympic attendance would double...no really honey you go watch the gymnasts do the floor exercise, I'm going to catch one of these other events...LMAO
Originally Posted by Cowboy2Step
I read that article also about the people in NY trying to petition for Pole Dancing as an Olympic Sport ...would it be a winter sport and on ice ...Damn those nipples are huge in this cold weather .....would the contestants have to be dressed in clothing of native origin ????? something to ponder ......or would they need to shed cothing as they went from the short (compulsory program)what kind of moves MUST be made by each contestant ....then to the long program ,where you are judged on originality ,and technical performance ......would lap dances count also .........they could also judge on who was able to stuff the most bills in their G-string or thong ...... many possabilites ...or even who could retrieve the most bills from the floor using NO HANDS .....all kinds of scenarios are possible ..does size matter ??? big boobs wrapping around the pole for balance ???? all kinds of things to consider ......I would like to put my name in for a qualified judge in the first competition