A Moderator's Prayer

Oh Lord, thou of the Hobbyland,
May all find a piece tonight, to satisfy that longing inside,
of lust, most carnal, with NQNS to be desired.
And greek on the menu, of that most nice,
Or with a strap on, if that is to be desired.

And most of all, if you be so inclined,
that none trespass and have to be banned,
for this is Christmas, the time most divine.
Let's all put differences aside on this one day,
So that all can come out and play.

Each to their own, it what I desire,
And a Merry Christmas to all,
and to all a good nut.

Note: this post does not reflect the views of ECCIE ownership, just a little something I did on my own. Merry Christmas to all here on the board!

The Colonel