Craigslist ad - girl singer looking for a band??

This was in today's Houston Craigslist under musicians:

Female Vocalist Looking for Band (houston)
Female Vocalist looking to join a band. I do more than sing boys. Once we are in a group I may relieve some stress for you as well. So yeah hit me up and lets start a band. Anything from 90's -00's is what I can sing....or swallow.
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


This girl had a great future in the music business...

GB

Another Fleetwood Mac or Heart waiting to happen.

Once she stops fucking the guitarist and starts fucking the drummer the guitarist will probably smash his instrument on stage in the middle of a song and walk the fuck off.

I got her microphone right here. Is this for real? What a confusing way to sell pussy.

I have an iPod and mixing board.... and one monitor.

Singing and relieving stress? Does she do massages, too?

I have a feeling she has a lot of auditions lined up, lol


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Singing and relieving stress? Does she do massages, too? Originally Posted by pyramider

can she cook ?

can she cook ? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

she probably prefers to be eaten out.

I just checked and to no one's surprise the ad has been pulled. I hope the lady's career is rocketing to the top.

GB

can she cook ? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Probably can do wonders with Tubesteak Boogie, not a 90s song but appropriate.

She wore a "pearl necklace".

I wonder if she charges by the song.

I would like to hear her 20 minute flute solo on her audition.