Amsterdam Recommendations?

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Hey guys.

My wife and I are traveling to the Netherlands for a week at the end of August and she has agreed to let me schedule 2-3 days of our trip in Amsterdam. I have been doing some research on De Wallen and I am curious what you guys have found worthwhile in this location.

We are hoping to get around to all of the following activities while there.....
  • Sex Shows - Casa Rosso/Banana Bar/Mouling Rouge?
  • Peep Show - I read that Sex Palace was the only one left. ??
  • Window Shopping - I want to try both red and blue lights.
  • Brothels - Club Golden Key/Jan Bik/Yab Yum/Asmara/Club LV?

I have read that windows are usually 50 Euro for 15-20 minutes of oral/intercourse and that if you want anything special, you should hit up one of the brothels.

Thanks in advance for any experiences and advice that you can share.

Mikey.
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Hey guys.

My wife and I are traveling to the Netherlands for a week at the end of August and she has agreed to let me schedule 2-3 days of our trip in Amsterdam. I have been doing some research on De Wallen and I am curious what you guys have found worthwhile in this location.

We are hoping to get around to all of the following activities while there.....
  • Sex Shows - Casa Rosso/Banana Bar/Mouling Rouge?
  • Peep Show - I read that Sex Palace was the only one left. ??
  • Window Shopping - I want to try both red and blue lights.
  • Brothels - Club Golden Key/Jan Bik/Yab Yum/Asmara/Club LV?

I have read that windows are usually 50 Euro for 15-20 minutes of oral/intercourse and that if you want anything special, you should hit up one of the brothels.

Thanks in advance for any experiences and advice that you can share.

Mikey. Originally Posted by mikeyhunt
This is a good board for the Dam.
https://www.ignatzmice.com/

Just about everything you listed is a bunch of tourist bullshit but I have been to all. The windows were good back in my younger days when I paid in Guilders now they want you to wear a body suit to even say hello, bunch of fucking cunts. Since you will be in the Netherlands do what the real Dutch mongers do and cross in to Germany or you can see if this club allows female guests...

https://yinyang.nl/ ; easily drive there.

You won't be far from the NRW region of Germany and I am not sure what you and your wife are in to but if you want to get messy try one of these out, they will allow female guests. Several gang bang and swinger clubs in the Essen/Bochum area as well.

http://www.sg-parties.com/

Several clubs near the border allow ladies in, if you can make it to Frankfurt FKK Oase allows lady guests, I see them there often. So do a few others. Last time at Oase I saw a man and his wife take two girls to a private cabana in the back field.

I am going to be in Spain for 16 days in January and plan to go to Amsterdam on a KLM Hopper for the day and come back at night but I am going for the horticultural goods. I am sure I will still partake, don't give a shit about 50 Euros anyway and will take my chances on service. However, if I partake of windows in A-Dam I would avoid De Wallen and the area of canals around The Oude Kerk except to look; if you partake there is a smaller area on the opposite side of the Damrak next to the Singel Canal as well as a smaller one behind the Van Gogh Museum where service will be ' better.' The Singel area can be a little seedier but some real gems in there sporadically found

The blue lights will be about two canals over from the Oude Kerk the opposite direction of the Damrak, lots of ladyboys there if looking for blue lights. .

I went to A-Dam many times in the 90's and early 2K's but except for the smoking I have zero desire to go there for sex, like I said, the Dutch guys hit Germany for a reason. However, I have fucked at least 200+ girls in that RLD alone and feel free to PM me with any more specifics. You also have RLDs in Harlaam and Alkmaar and a few others if still open to choose from where the girls aren't nearly as bitchy as the ones in the Dam.

Either way, if you gave me the option to fuck any local for free now or to pay 50 Euro for 15 min of rushed sex with a condom on for a blowjob I would choose the latter without hesitation. ' The 'Windows vs the States' the windows win, the windows vs the rest of Europe the windows get smashed to pieces is the best way I can put it. You will have fun regardless, if one hasn't been it is a ' must see' just to cross it off but heaven on earth is just a few hundred kilometers away in DE !
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KosherCowboy: Thank you so much for all of that info. I had no idea about Germany. I know she wants to go to the point where the three countries meet. Perhaps I can talk her into going into Germany for a bit with me. ��

We have been swingers more or less for the past 22 years, but her participation has lessened quite a bit. She knows that I still have these desires though and allows me to scratch my itches. ��

I don't like rushed mechanical sex either, but I figure I will at least try one window shopping experience just to mark it off of my bucket list. �� I'll look into the other side streets as you suggest and avoid all of the pushy/bitchy ladies in the main strip.

Thanks again.
Mikey
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KosherCowboy: Thank you so much for all of that info. I had no idea about Germany. I know she wants to go to the point where the three countries meet. Perhaps I can talk her into going into Germany for a bit with me. 😜

We have been swingers more or less for the past 22 years, but her participation has lessened quite a bit. She knows that I still have these desires though and allows me to scratch my itches. 😉

I don't like rushed mechanical sex either, but I figure I will at least try one window shopping experience just to mark it off of my bucket list. 😀 I'll look into the other side streets as you suggest and avoid all of the pushy/bitchy ladies in the main strip.

Thanks again.
Mikey
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KosherCowboy: Thank you so much for all of that info. I had no idea about Germany. I know she wants to go to the point where the three countries meet. Perhaps I can talk her into going into Germany for a bit with me. 😜

We have been swingers more or less for the past 22 years, but her participation has lessened quite a bit. She knows that I still have these desires though and allows me to scratch my itches. 😉

I don't like rushed mechanical sex either, but I figure I will at least try one window shopping experience just to mark it off of my bucket list. 😀 I'll look into the other side streets as you suggest and avoid all of the pushy/bitchy ladies in the main strip.

Thanks again.
Mikey Originally Posted by mikeyhunt
Actually stay in the De Wallen area, service won't be that much different than the Singel area and I would feel bad if you got mugged or pickpocketed, I tend to take risks others do not and the walk from the Damrak to the Singel area especially at night can be rough, do De Wallen if for no other reason it gets checked off the bucket list.

Google words ' Dusseldorf, Essen, Bochum, swingers, gang bangs, NRW' and somehow you will find your way to sites than use Google Translate as needed. Do be aware many of these venues have on the spot STD testing and condoms are optional often not used and finding a German or Turkish Man who wants to use a condom is close to non heard of. Different strokes for different folks but just be aware...

I find it amazing how so few Americans are aware of whats in Europe and how beautiful the women are, Germany in specific. To quote one guy who goes with my same frequency ' If you are a monger and not in Germany ( I'll insert Europe) fucking than you are either stupid or broke.'

I tend to agree somewhat with him, although I would add in many guys are tied down with wives or single parents themselves and can't get away... even if they wanted to

But if you have money or time, no excuse to be paying the girls in the states with Europe $1000-$1500 away, Canada a hop jump and a skip and Colombia so close. Pretty easy to do, jerk off for three weeks, see no hookers and you have a ticket to Europe or Brazil ! Ain't rocket science.

Bon voyage, make sure to report back.
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KosherCowboy: Thank you so much for all of that info. I had no idea about Germany. I know she wants to go to the point where the three countries meet. Perhaps I can talk her into going into Germany for a bit with me. 😜

We have been swingers more or less for the past 22 years, but her participation has lessened quite a bit. She knows that I still have these desires though and allows me to scratch my itches. 😉

I don't like rushed mechanical sex either, but I figure I will at least try one window shopping experience just to mark it off of my bucket list. 😀 I'll look into the other side streets as you suggest and avoid all of the pushy/bitchy ladies in the main strip.

Thanks again.
Mikey Originally Posted by mikeyhunt
Actually stay in the De Wallen area, service won't be that much different than the Singel area and I would feel bad if you got mugged or pickpocketed, I tend to take risks others do not and the walk from the Damrak to the Singel area especially at night can be rough, do De Wallen if for no other reason it gets checked off the bucket list.

Google words ' Dusseldorf, Essen, Bochum, swingers, gang bangs, NRW' and somehow you will find your way to sites than use Google Translate as needed. Do be aware many of these venues have on the spot STD testing and condoms are optional often not used and finding a German or Turkish Man who wants to use a condom is close to non heard of. Different strokes for different folks but just be aware...

I find it amazing how so few Americans are aware of whats in Europe and how beautiful the women are, Germany in specific. To quote one guy who goes with my same frequency ' If you are a monger and not in Germany ( I'll insert Europe) fucking than you are either stupid or broke.'

I tend to agree somewhat with him, although I would add in many guys are tied down with wives or single parents themselves and can't get away... even if they wanted to

But if you have money or time, no excuse to be paying the girls in the states with Europe $1000-$1500 away, Canada a hop jump and a skip and Colombia so close. Pretty easy to do, jerk off for three weeks, see no hookers and you have a ticket to Europe or Brazil ! Ain't rocket science.

Bon voyage, make sure to report back.

Ok, here is a link to get you started. I don't want to share my hard earned secrets too much, have to keep some to myself. But this link should allow you to start toying around in the neck of the woods you will find the great action you may desire ( or run from.) My job ends here, like Moses I have led you to the promised land but now you must go forward on your own.

http://www.fickanzeigen.net/
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Hey guys. Just got back from The Netherlands. What a ride! Unlike anything I have ever seen before. Walking down the streets and checking out all of the lovely ladies with my wife as I decided who I was going to play with is something that I will never forget.

I decided not to go to any of the brothels based on some reviews that I found online and from some of the local men there. Too pricey for not much more than the window workers provide in terms of services. I ended up playing with a total of 4 window workers while we were there though.
  1. Marta from the Ukraine. €100 / 30 minutes. Super friendly and accommodating. My favorite by far. No rushing and talked to me like I was a human being rather than a mark.
  2. Anna from Albania. €100 / 15 minutes. Constantly trying to up-charge me or talking about all of the things that we could not do. Total Buzzkill. Never Again. It was everything that I could do just to finish and feel like I at least had that going for me after spending the money on her.
  3. TS Sammy from Norway. €100 / 20 minutes. Also, up-chargey and all about hitting it and quitting it. Good service over all, but I felt rushed.
  4. TS Tanya from Cuba. €50 / 30 minutes. Never tried to up-sell me at all even though we agreed on only €50. Very aggressive and hardcore though. Not for the faint of heart. You will get attacked, so you better be ready. Lol Very accommodating and willing to do anything.

It was a real around the world experience.

I am not sure what specifics I am allowed to give here now that some of the rules have changed, but I am happy to share any of the details with anyone that wants them.
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Oh.... we also did the touristy crap like the sex shows at Moulin Rouge and Casa Rosso. We also spent €2 for 2 minutes at the peep show just to cross it off of the bucket list. Just some girl in a glass box playing with herself. WooHoo!

The shows were pretty lame from our point of view since we can see much more attractive people fuck up as close as we want at pretty much any one of the swinger parties that we attend.... and we often have the choice to join in if we like. lol

I could see them being pretty racey for a normal vanilla couple, but for us the shows were a waste of Euros and the talent was really bad. My wife and I could have danced better, stripped better and put on a better sex show than everyone on the stage at both venues.

We also did the sex museum and the prostitution museum. They were interesting, but I would not say that they are a must see unless you are totally vanilla and do not have an internet connection at your house. Lol
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Hey guys. Just got back from The Netherlands. What a ride! Unlike anything I have ever seen before.
  1. Marta from the Ukraine. €100 / 30 minutes. Super friendly and accommodating. My favorite by far. No rushing and talked to me like I was a human being rather than a mark.
  2. Anna from Albania. €100 / 15 minutes. Constantly trying to up-charge me or talking about all of the things that we could not do. Total Buzzkill. Never Again. It was everything that I could do just to finish and feel like I at least had that going for me after spending the money on her.
  3. TS Sammy from Norway. €100 / 20 minutes. Also, up-chargey and all about hitting it and quitting it. Good service over all, but I felt rushed.
  4. TS Tanya from Cuba. €50 / 30 minutes. Never tried to up-sell me at all even though we agreed on only €50. Very aggressive and hardcore though. Not for the faint of heart. You will get attacked, so you better be ready. Lol Very accommodating and willing to do anything.
Originally Posted by mikeyhunt
Glad you had a good time and got to experience the Dam, for sure worth seeing once although probably been 10+ times mainly in the 90s. I remember when the price was 50 Guilders which was $25 at the time, attitudes were great, no upselling, BBBJ was maybe 25% of the time and now it is a bunch of stuck up cunts who think they are doing us a favor.

Your write up was great at the same time it is the same reason why so many Dutch hit the clubs in western Germany along with the French and Belgians and why I do not bother going anywhere but Germany either.

Amsterdam offers nothing anymore beyond novelty for checking it off the bucket list and 90 percent of the blowjobs are covered. Everything else the city has to offer can be had in Colorado and the Colorado offerings are better! As is the situation in several western states.

Even the RLDs in Frankfurt, Dusseldorf, Dortmund etc are better. I am very biased to Germany obviously to the tune of probably $30K-$40K a year but such is life. Does me no good dead may as well support the Romanian girls and their deadbeat boyfriends and pimps!

Best blowjobs and fucks in the world too! Simply no comparison anywhere!

I did those shows as well they were lame, I remember the same couple on stage fucking at diff stages different showtimes and they ended the show right at the cumshot, like Japanese porn, can't see the good stuff!

Now was the going rate for standard 1/2 and 1/2 50e or they upsell you to 100e because 100e is fucking bullshit. The same can be had in FFMain RLD for 20e with great attitudes 30e-40e for BBBJ, 50e-60e AO

and they want 100e in Amsterdam now?

Bottom line is you saw the place, and had fun. We really could use an international section as this write up was very informative, in my case only justifies my journeys to heaven on earth.

Thanks for the write up and sharing, as of a month ago was hearing 50e S&F now 100e.

Flip side of the coin is reports out of Thailand, Colombia, Brazil and other hotspots are rising prices and Germany too ( idiots and first timers get hosed usually) but with the influx of cheap labor nonstop things in DE should be just fine in the long run
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