The perfect blowjob.

As most of the ladies know. We love blowjobs. But what is considered a great one. Now I'm sure this will differ but I think we can come up with a general consensus anyway

Let's list positives and negatives. Here's a few. You can add to the list.

Positive= Right amount of spit.
Positive- Right amount of depth
Positive= Correct speed.


Negative= Teeth involved.
Negative= Lack of interest.
Negative=Keeps interrupting pace.

Now I left a shitload for you to add.

Ladies you can chime in. You are after all the experts on this.

Nqns.

I think the perfect blowjob is very subjective. Burkalini’s positives all have words like “right” and “correct”. My right/correct may not be the same as his as the same as others reading this. Still, he is right on the money in pointing out that spit, depth and speed are the attributes that need to be measured. I would add intensity to his list. I like a soft blowjob that could be considered a tease but someone else would like the provider to suck hard.

Positive= Spit runs down the crack of my ass

I don't understand the question...

The worst blow-job I ever had, was pretty fuckin' good!!!

I don't understand the question...

The worst blow-job I ever had, was pretty fuckin' good!!! Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

Ok Ed I will bite. Please list what makes your pretty fucking good BJ go to fucking awesome. Please feel free to use any type of slang you prefer as we all can interpret when it comes to getting your dick sucked.

I don't understand the question...

The worst blow-job I ever had, was pretty fuckin' good!!! Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

Blowjobs are like plane crashes. Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

Any blowjob that makes you cum is a great one.

One of my best blowjobs was from a lesbian who used tongue on balls and worked her way up to head, going across other side and repeating several times. Then came the up and down movement. I didn't want it to end, but I wanted to fuck her also. She stayed on the fence for a couple of years till she met another lady who made her toes curl.

Best BJ I ever had.

Started out slow, almost lovingly. Lots of eye contact. Lots of spit. Then she changed motions........stopped sucking but kept gentle stroking and started talkin' dirty about what she was doing....then went back to sucking. Repeated this pattern and threw in her massive boobs with some Russian, too. But she read me very well and always kept backing off when she could sense I was gonna pop........, until she could tell I was frantic.

Then she made me promise to not cum if we screwed.....cause she wanted me to finish in her mouth. That was the most difficult sex I've ever had....but I kept my promise.

After some intense cowgirl, she mercifully got off of me and went back to a combination Russian/BJ. I think I nearly took the top of her head off when I came.......


It's a cryin' shame she lives 1000 miles from me. My bank account is grateful, though.

Posatives: Deep and slow with some nut sucking, CIM-NQNS

Negatives: Too fast, grabs cock with hand to choke-up on it (no depth)

Have we met? Sounds like something i would do.

Best BJ I ever had.

Started out slow, almost lovingly. Lots of eye contact. Lots of spit. Then she changed motions........stopped sucking but kept gentle stroking and started talkin' dirty about what she was doing....then went back to sucking. Repeated this pattern and threw in her massive boobs with some Russian, too. But she read me very well and always kept backing off when she could sense I was gonna pop........, until she could tell I was frantic.

Then she made me promise to not cum if we screwed.....cause she wanted me to finish in her mouth. That was the most difficult sex I've ever had....but I kept my promise.

After some intense cowgirl, she mercifully got off of me and went back to a combination Russian/BJ. I think I nearly took the top of her head off when I came.......


It's a cryin' shame she lives 1000 miles from me. My bank account is grateful, though. Originally Posted by hgritstoo

I did have my perfect bj once ... she settled in comfortably nestled along my legs and laid with her head in my groin. that way, no matter how long it took for me to cum, she was comfortable. once she started with a combination of mostly gentle sucking, soft mouth, slightly swirly tongue, and hand action ... I was in heaven.

I think she backed off at least twice when I was pre-cum in her mouth because she knew I was there for her perfect skills. when I came, she was an expert milker and never lost a stroke ... when I was starting to soften she swallowed and still never stopped until I couldn't take it any more from the extreme sensitivity.

it was never very fast. and when she let go, she kissed and licked her way up to my face and we made out like teenagers ... like she was my girlfriend in love with me and it made her day to please me and turned her on.

I wish I knew where she was. fuck.

slow sucking ,slow hand strokes and alot of tongue licking up and down with cim & same goes for the boys down there..slow sucking & alot of tongue licking....not really into getting my cock spit on or deep throated !

The worst blowjob I ever had left my poor dick sore for two days.

Have we met? Sounds like something i would do. Originally Posted by JessicaKnightly

Note to self: add JK to bucket list.

<sigh>

So many beautiful women. So little time.

Positives-- she keeps sucking until you go soft.
Negatives-- gag reflex, stopping just before you cum, and she wants to put a cover on it.