I always wondered. What do you guys consider a nice incall?

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What is the criteria? What do you consider a not so nice incall?
Strange question coming from someone that's 'retired'.
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That damn thing is already block due to copy right enfringements. That's funny.
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IMO what starts something as nice anyways starts @ class if we're talking star (hotels) ... usually the better hotels start at 3 star and up. And um....surrounding area/location is in counts. I've seen 3, 3.5, 4 star hotels in sketchy areas.
Nice incall will definitely depend on location. The star rating I have not found to be a reliable method of judging a nice hotel because of factors like age of the building, time since last remodel, etc. Safe location, discreet access, cleanliness.. all things that go into the decision of "nice." Personally, I also think that it should be a place that is not likely to have large numbers of people standing around outside, so perhaps a hotel in an area with less than normal guests?
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  • Trey
  • 09-14-2011, 08:30 AM
Stupid thread. We all know palace inn is where the high end girls always stay. That's the best incall available next to car date chicks as the back seat is the only thing that beats the palace.
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Yes, I retired yet always wanted to know what was good and what was not.......
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Hey I'm a mod it's my duty to keep posting....Hits + $$$ remember. I know one lady that has a super high end incall and it's not in a hotel.....I know I kept my places in high rent districts with private parking indoors, and had the places done with a professional decorator. I just want to know what passes for high end now. Some guts even notices that my old places were decorated professionally. That was awesome they noticed! So what passes for high end now. Just curious. What do you guys expect to see? For example I know of one place that did not even have water........Any horror stories or stories of places that impress you now?
To me a good incall is one that is clean, safe and not close to the "hot spots where all the ladies seem to live"

It can be a Palace Inn, or a 5 star hotel.. just not in the same hotel complex or next door to where alot of ladies advertise where they stay.

Amenities are another thing.. If your "incall" is hotels where you get the room instead of the guy, have a buffet of places so you can cover a decent area.... also having a few places with jacuzzi's available is nice too. (charge extra for that sort of fun)

Often time I have not see a lady because of location or drive... This is Houston... traffic is a part of our daily lives.. so the last thing I want to do is drive 1 hour with traffic and get to a place that is not clean etc....

But there are two kinds of "incalls" in my book.. static and dynamic.

Static is she either lives there, or that is her base of operation which is not far from her real address

Dynamic is she lives at her apt/condo/house but for safety prefers to meet the guy at a hotel/motel and has a list of them she goes to and randoms the location so anyone watching that 1 hotel/motel does not see her going there daily.
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I would love if a provider had a really upscale hotel - but the economics don't work. If I really want a treat, I get the hotel and have the provider in - then when we are done, they leave and I have nice digs for shower, nap, tv, etc. That is a great day. Other than that, I want the room to be clean, and my car to be hidden.
Prefer the provider to have an apartment. Don't care if she lives there or just uses it for fun. It should be clean and well kept. Nice hotels are acceptable but agree with tbone about the economics. Will stay away from no-tels. Parking is important...it should be safe and inconspicuous.