Funny Cumshot Stories

Hey, fellow mongers and providers. I just had an awesome experience with a UTR lady (review to come shortly). It was a hot experience, especially since she was keen to facials. Well, I guess I had been storing up, because I really blasted the poor lady! She was a good sport about it, but it kind of had me wondering-do any fellow mongers have similar, funny stories? Be safe!
I was with one of my regulars, we had done a 90 minute session of of mixed HJ/BBBJ (his favorite). Needless to say, after such a long, slow build up, when he finally released he gave Old Faithful a run for its money. He loves a hand release, and when he let it fly, his cum shot straight up in the air, straight over my shoulder, and landed a good 10 feet BEHIND me. I got a few dribbles down my back, but most of it landed well behind me. WOW! We both had a good laugh about that.

I learned a lesson early on when I first started escorting to never ever allow a guy to CIM while I am on my back. I was lying on my bed with my head hanging off while a guy straddled my face. He SWEARS he didn't mean to cum, but the next thing I know, I have a mouthful of cum. Well, gravity DOES work, and with my head hanging down like that, guess where it went? Straight up my nose! One minute I'm slurping away, the next minute I'm choking, spluttering, and cum is streaming out of my nose! Can you say sexy?!? The guy felt really bad and apologized profusely. With tears streaming, face red, and between coughs I just kept saying "I'ds okay, I udderstad". Ah, good times!
Holy cow! Those are some amazing stories!!!! Love to learn about more!
strawberrycar934's Avatar
Awesome stories, to be honest I have not found most providers to enjoy COF or CIM. I have better luck in civilian life.
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I shared this w/ the Houston folks previously ... here we go :

It was one of those i'm on my back and my head is hanging off the bed and the client is mounting and throat/face-fucking me and he's talking dirty all "I'm about to cum, you're take it all, are you gonna it swallow all, yeah yeah" yada yada yada and I'm all smiles mouth open wide and he cums EVERYWHERE but my mouth. He came A LOT and it went it my eyes, rushed into my nostrils, some it got into my ears, my hair ..... it was awesome.
I was basically drowning in his cum lol I screamed "oh my god, oh my god it's in my nose can't breathe" and he's in between apologizing and laughing at the same time (dick). And I wear contacts so while it was hilarious that cum going into my eyes and my wearing contacts freaked me out a bit (had to take them out and clean/disinfect them) ... I was halfway blind the rest of the date lol.