The Phone Call

artee4fun's Avatar
A man had two red ears and so went to the doctor. The doctor asked the man, "What happened to the ears?"

"Well, I was ironing me shirt and the phone rang... and instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up me iron and stuck it to me ear."

"Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But that doesn't explain the other red ear. What happened to your other ear?"

"The son-of-a-bitch called back."
tia travels's Avatar
Ouch! Looks like this man, this boy, this cow
and this tasmanian devil (<----he looks quite disappointed he answered the phone)
all answered the same phone call.