Anyone know

If you die with a hard on does it stay hard?

Would the undertaker just tape it to your thigh or something?

I would not mind keeping it that way for the afterlife

Well....the blood pressure would drop to zero once you expire...but then rigor mortis could set in...it's possible...though if there is a happy afterlife, I imagine it'll be ready to go there as well.

Good to know and comforting to me.

Can you do doggie if she has wings?

Hold on and it's a flying doggy.

Birds do it so I assume it is possible.

Whew

I knew a guy who worked at a funeral place. He said there was something called 'late onset rigor', which could happen to any part of the body days after the death...especially when the body was being moved, etc. Therefore, they did tape Mr. Happy down for open casket viewings.

I have no idea if he was just bullshitting me, though.

Maybe that's what happens when you drink a Red Bull before you die...

Catnip, you have started two threads dealing with death. Are you that afraid the Republicans will take over Congress?

Catnip, you have started two threads dealing with death. Are you that afraid the Republicans will take over Congress? Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Or maybe he's planning on dying this year to pay no inheritance tax (which is zero percent in 2010). It returns to the full 55% rate next year.

Kind of a dark subject, but I wonder how many super wealthy individuals that are in poor health are considering offing themselves this year to save their families from the tax?

If you die with a hard on does it stay hard?

Would the undertaker just tape it to your thigh or something?

I would not mind keeping it that way for the afterlife Originally Posted by catnipdipper

An erection is the result of muscle tension which causes a construction of the blood vessels which allow the blood to flow out of the penis. Blood flows in and out when our manhood is soft, but the pleasures of sex cause the muscles to constrict; more blood stays in the penis (or clitoris - a study of embryonic development show that they are the same organ, one is just bigger than the other).

When the body dies, all muscles relax. This includes those in the sex organs, so there is no erection. After death, the intestinal track also relaxes, and the body will tend to void the Intestinal tract. I am sure there are some people who don't want to talk about this. We sure don't talk about this stuff at the bar over drinks. Cat Nipper, you just had to ask; it is your fault.

JR

ps guys I now selling shots of rigor mortis for your cocks the new blue pill

When the body dies, all muscles relax. This includes those in the sex organs, so there is no erection. After death, the intestinal track also relaxes, and the body will tend to void the Intestinal tract. Originally Posted by JRLawrence

So that's why the South Park guys add that element of fecal expulsion whenever someone dies on the show. Also probably for cheap laughs, too.

So that's why the South Park guys add that element of fecal expulsion whenever someone dies on the show. Also probably for cheap laughs, too. Originally Posted by jac01

Who is South Park? I am taking a wild guess of: a TV show?

I saw some things in Nam. Had some study of stuff. Been in on autopsies. Saw body pick up & clean up. That war is over. I have moved on. Thank you!

Thank you girls. It is amazing how a good woman can really cure a lot of things. I appreciate each of you.

JR

I asked a mortician friend if I could be embalmed with a hard-on and he said yes, it is called "Custers Last Stand." He told me to just make your wish known when doing funeral arrangements. I didn't ask if there was a price, though I doubt it. Ask your funeral director about it.

I understand they usually cut it off and shove the cock up your ass. Enjoy Catdipnipper.