What are some of your distractions during sex??

Here are a few of mine

The TV on...unless its a porn...

Someone who keeps talking the whole time, like asking me my life goals and what my hobbies are, (while we are fucking) lol...unless its dirty talk, dont talk

Odors, TV on, dirty sheets or towels or pillows, stubble on her legs or mound or underarms, dangling jewelry, stringy hair, bad breath, too much make-up, warts, asking too many questions, complaining about how hard it is to get into a few basic positions...just to name a few.

Oh, yeah...phone ringing or vibrating constantly, a knock at the door, a guy walking in with a key, another girl walking in from an adjoining room and asking for her car keys, someone talking loudly out in the hallway or on the balcony, fake moaning or excessive screaming, rough teeth during BJ, sharp nails during HJ, but not much really!

cell phone receiving a text or voice call. i'm ocd and can't ignore a phone...

A dog chewing my shoes and bouncing around the room. And shitting everywhere.

Aggressive maids banging on the door is a bad one. Obnoxious, screaming kids running down the hallway, also.

Although great DATY has the power to make me oblivious to almost any distraction... I could almost miss an earthquake.

A dog chewing my shoes and bouncing around the room. And shitting everywhere. Originally Posted by ArrDevel

Lmao, ew gross....

Yeah. Give that dog a bone. Cuz he killed a boner.

Yeah. Give that dog a bone. Cuz he killed a boner. Originally Posted by ArrDevel

LOL, ArrDevel! Barking dogs are the worst. The hotel I stayed at in Memphis was hosting several guests who were attending an AKC dog show in Southaven Mississippi. Constant barking, you could hear it through the walls.

Probably just the Memphis BP girls.

The people who are in the room next to me who are fucking while I`m fucking...lol Its like who can yell and bang the headboard the loudest??

Fake moans just kill it. Distracting as all get out. makes me want to laugh.

Might as well invite em over BabyDallas if ta cant beat em join em besides ya can be each others real live entertainment while ya get your pleasure

While I'm fucking, to watch the provider checking the clock repeatedly. Answering another appointment call during the session.

The little head wanting to "Fire off a Round" before the big head is ready for it. LOL

Tats are a big distraction to me, especially if its on your chest and Im on top. I cant stop starring at it, its like a bulls eye. lol

Oh, and when housekeeping knocks on the door, Like damnnnn right when I was about to cum, I hear...Housekeeping....Like go away lady, you see the "Do not disturb" sign on the door and they still knock anyways.