Funny Ads

Ever read a BP ad that just made you laugh? If not from the grammar, maybe the oxymorons? Like this:

http://fortworth.fwweekly.com/Therap...older/19479580

LMAO

Yeah, wow. I hope no one falls for that.

I bet he also offers free breast exams.

If the tard mentions taint ...

I would like to know if he offers happy endings?

LOL...poor guy!!!

I should call him over for shits and giggles

Berk, if you call him over you REALLY need to post a review.

ider

Berk, if you call him over you REALLY need to post a review. Originally Posted by pyramider

I am considering it...

My neck hurts and I need a massage LOL

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Originally Posted by pyramider
Berk, if you call him over you REALLY need to post a review.

I am considering it...

My neck hurts and I need a massage LOL

...and then he hangs around, waiting for the Second Coming.

Nothing like connecting with a fellow Christian for a sensuous massage! Oh shit...tooo funny. I wonder if he provides a happy ending......perhaps its a mutual happy ending. ;-) Meet him on facebook...."I think you will discover we are ordinary people with ordinary lives!" LMAO. Perhaps part of his session includes asking for forgiveness together!

Nothing like connecting with a fellow Christian for a sensuous massage! Oh shit...tooo funny. I wonder if he provides a happy ending......perhaps its a mutual happy ending. ;-) Meet him on facebook...."I think you will discover we are ordinary people with ordinary lives!" LMAO. Perhaps part of his session includes asking for forgiveness together! Originally Posted by Invisible1

ROFLOL! that's exactly what I was thinking! I definitely wanna see a review by a lady on him! I say go for it Berk, inquiring minds wanna know!

Hey, I have nothing against most christians, but never trust anyone whose christianity is the first thing they throw at you. They are often using that to hide their true nature/intentions.

If you are seriously thinking about calling, be careful.

In Texas they LOVE throwing it at you. It like being at the zoo in the primate exhibit on extra poo day. Hey wait, are they throwing the same thing? There might be a joke in there some way, call Dawkins!

Scientists are trying to isolate the christianity gene and may one day find a cure.