Date: 4/28/2021
Name: Maple
Phone: After screening
Email Address: after screening
URL / Website: lovely-angel.net
City: Dallas
State: Texas
Address: 635/35/Luna
Activities: Greeting, waiting, shower, waiting, BBBJ, CG, K9, SMISH, HJ, Kissing (finally - after 5 attempts), Finishing off myself
Hair Length and Color: Blonde - shoulders - very much as pictured/advertised
Age: Probably 30s
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Maple was every bit what I expected when I walked through the door....visually. She was very little of what I expected after that.
I don't usually have trouble with YMMV ladies....in other words, my mileage used to be better than average (when it DID "vary"), and even in the last few years - much older, and heavier than I should be - I still WIN on YMMV 9 times out of 10, because I'm polite, clean, courteous, etc. But this day was different. I'm sure - based on all the reviews - that I'm an exception to the rule....maybe she was off, maybe I had spinach in my teeth, I don't know. Whatever it was, we DID NOT click.
Recommendation: No