Caribbean Cruise

Hey, folks--I thought I'd post a question or two for you. Hopefully, it's a fun topic to discuss as well!

I'm thinking about taking a Caribbean cruise this summer and getting my workaholic butt out of the office for once. So . . . on to the questions!

1) If you guys were to take a provider with you on a cruise, who would you take and why? (Any provider, not just the ones you think might be able to go)

2) Do you think you'd survive the experience?

There are a few ladies I would have no problem on taking on a cruise. Would I do it nope. For cruises in general it is all about excursions for me. So i suggest seeking whats available. My favorite excursion is Jet skiing and deep sea diving

Ah the cruise fantasy. Problem is you'd have to find a lady you could tolerate (and her you) for an extended period of time. Get her personal info in order to book. And then hope like hell she doesn't have to cancel leaving you stuck with paying the deposit.

Instead consider an adult vacation (where an escort is part of the package) in the Caribbean. Some nice ones in the DR I understand.

Instead consider an adult vacation (where an escort is part of the package) in the Caribbean. Some nice ones in the DR I understand. Originally Posted by Hercules

Heard about them...hot-looking girls, too and I believe if the one you want for 4-5 days is hot but brain-dead, they'll sub her out.

I would rather take a lady here that I've seen 10-15 times and we know we will get along.

Never done it, but sounds like a really bad idea to me.

First of all, you're not going to be able to hide your personal details easily and that could come back to bite you in the future.

Secondly, she's a provider not your girlfriend, if she gets a chance to fuck someone else on the ship, even in your cabin for some cash she will do it! (At least ask for a cut )

Thirdly, it is hard enough going on a cruise with someone you have an intellectual connection to. Spending that amount of time with a brainless fuck toy could be draining, in more ways than one.

I would rather take a lady here that I've seen 10-15 times and we know we will get along.

This is very important. I've gone on a few "business excursions" and it's good to be at least 98% sure that the other party doesn't get on your nerves, after spending extended time together.

If you find someone who fits that criteria, it will be a BLAST!!

If you're NOT sure, bring a roll of duck tape for her incessant jabbering, ear plugs for possible earth shattering SNORING, and some cheese for that whine! ha ha ha
Good luck with all that.

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If you're NOT sure, bring a roll of duck tape for her incessant jabbering, ear plugs for possible earth shattering SNORING, and some cheese for that whine! ha ha ha
Good luck with all that. Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

whose jabbering? or is it slobbering :^)

i do NOT snore that loudly!! i have references for that, too.

"some cheese for that whine!" - red or white? sweet or fruity or full bodied or dry??

kisses to you IP

Been there, done that, and with the right gal plan to do it again!! Highly recommened it!

This is very important. I've gone on a few "business excursions" and it's good to be at least 98% sure that the other party doesn't get on your nerves, after spending extended time together.

If you find someone who fits that criteria, it will be a BLAST!!

If you're NOT sure, bring a roll of duck tape for her incessant jabbering, ear plugs for possible earth shattering SNORING, and some cheese for that whine! ha ha ha
Good luck with all that. Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

Been There, Done That!

Got the Trophy and the T-Shirt!

Dude is soooo better off going alone and hookin' up with someone or taking someone he "really" knows and is cool!

Jeez...I could tell some stories ... smdh

IMHO

I'm not sure that would be a good idea for most of the reasons stated above but, most ladies would want you to pay them for the time you were away.

First they need to realize you would not be fucking them the whole trip maybe once or twice a day. Then they need to realize you would be paying for the air fare and the cruise, that is cash that has to come from somebody and if you are the one inviting I would assume you would be the one paying.

The next thing you need to see the lady several times first to make sure you two can get along in a small cabin for 4 to 7 days. You might not be able to stand her or her stand you for that long.

But the funnest part is you can talk to a lady and she will tell you she only sees two clients a day @ $250.00 a pop and that's $3500 per week but I read one lady ask for $12,000 for the week that just don't add up, plus the guy said he was paying for everything.

Get everything spelled out up front, a friend of mine took a regular lady to Vegas for three days and payed for everything plus gave her $500.00 per day to gamble with and when they got home and he was dropping her off at her house she ask were her money was and he said what money, she told him her overnight rate was $1200.00 for 8 hours and they were gone for 3 days and that was $7200.00 but she would discount it to a even $5000.00
Needless to say he told her to fuck off and never called her again.

Get EVERYTHING SPELLED OUT FIRST.

The same woman that will charge you 2000 per day plus expenses will do it for the fun only 3 months down the line when she is in a better mood. That's the way women are, so get it all spelled out first, including the sex expectations. CR or DR makes more sense to me, but in reality when you learn the system around here it works out the best here in Dallas, when you look at all the costs associated with travel.

Ummmm...I think I'll just get my partner's daughter in a string bikini and take her. Oink!