Funny things that get brought to an appointment

Alright guy and girls. What is the Funniest items that you have brought to your appointments or have been brought to you.

Just for fun on my last date I went out and got the entire collection of kids toys of the avangers movie cast. Set them up around the room and told her I was in to been watched.

I showed up for a doubles session with AbbyNicole and Daddysgirl wearing an oversize colorful clown costume with wig, red nose, big red shoes and a bottle of champagne.

When Abby opened the door in her black nightie the look on her face was priceless. She told DG to close her eyes and when she opened them with me in front of her she about fell down.

We had a lot of fun that night. Lots of pictures of those two trying to get in that oversized costume together.

It wasn't strange, but it was nice. I got Doctor Who action figures.

I bought a provider a pink drill (not kinky, a cordless power drill, she's into making things) for Christmas a few years ago.

My dick usually inspires at least a giggle.