CAPTION THIS: "A Letter To Three Wives"
Could I borrow those mam? I have a date with Rock Hudson after we finish here.
"Lady, you can distract me all you want with those gams, but I'm still going to have to bring you in."
"Nice try lady...but I'm gay."
Just think you said if I went to jump school I wouldn't be a leg.
What's wrong with my legs ?
Legs Chris Jenner would be jealous of