I Just Had a "Wardrobe Malfunction"

So, this morning, my nipple was a little sore. Every now and then, the piercing gets a little sore, and I have to "freeball" my breasts. I didn't want to take my shirt off this morning, because I was kind of cold, and my shirt is pink and red. I was feeling festive, okay? Anyway, I have been sitting here all day with my right breast hanging out of the top of my sweater. My nipple stopped hurting, and I forgot it was even out, to be honest.


I was trying to check my income tax return status online, but I needed the paperwork from my CPA, and it was in my car. So, I get up, prance outside to my car to get my stuff. My neighbor was out there, and I looked up, waved and said hello. He was looking at me so odd. We always exchange pleasantries, so I didn't get why he didn't say hi back.
I just got inside and realized that my tit was just hanging out of my shirt the whole time! I never want to leave my house again. Seriously. This is like one of those dreams where I'm naked in the neighborhood. I can't wake up. No amount of pinching or punching will wake me. I'm the creepy bitch in the hood who walks around with her tit hanging out like it is no big deal.


So I decided to write him an apology card explaining the whole thing. He must have thought I was bat-shit crazy.


This is what he saw:





And this is the card I wrote for him and just put in his mailbox:

100% awesome!! I don't think he needs a card probably needs you to just send them these pictures! I bet he didn't mind lol

I never have neighbors like that!

This is what he saw:




Originally Posted by Rockelle

Neat! Really neat!

I never have neighbors like that! Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Now COG, you live in the land of snow and ice, you've never had a super-attractive female neighbor fetch her newspaper wearing only an un-belted housecoat . . . only to then discover that balance and not falling on the ice was much more important than modesty. You have lived a sheltered life.

Nope, never saw that happen. And I hosed down porches on dry, cold nights. Still nothing.

Best threAD ever!

We look forward to your summer "I accidently exposed my taint" threAD!

Those things need curb feelers.