Johnny's Letter to Santa

Not what I was expecting when it was passed to me but oh so funny and true.
http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/m4w/4805889250.html

Very funny!

TYVM

What's the Cliff notes version. That was like a Betelguese or Tolstoy post. Too long.

Yeah, cliff notes, I fell asleep, 3rd sentence.

And I thought I had a short attention span.....?