Top Ten Benefits of Seeing a Lady with Chihuahuas:
10. You can explain any stray strands that wind up on your clothes as dog hair.
9. She enjoys boners of all shapes, sizes, and colors.
8. The novelty of deep-throated bark will be appreciated after high-pitched yip.
7. Ankle-biting and heavy petting fetishes welcome.
6. Low-maintenance, no fur balls.
5. She's used to pulling out collars, harnesses, and leashes.
4. She's well-versed at "fluffing."
3. Every dog has his day, every wolf his night; howling at her full moon encouraged.
2. She will always wag her tail for you.
1. EVERYTHING looks HUGE next to a chihuahua!
(Just to make it clear, when I host erotic entertainment or call upon gents, the Irish chihuahuas stay at home. They don't want YOUR fleas.
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Cute, Fur Babies rule in my house as well (3)
