Worst Predicament

So tell us what is the worst predicament that you have ever been in?

I was thinking that stepping on a live land mine and knowing that if you even twitch, you'll set it off, but damn, now you really need to take a piss!

You are a strange person, FastGoon.

Moved from Main Discussion. Not hobby related.

Well, it could be hobby related if you think about it.

. . . Some crazy women I've met are like land mines just waiting to explode if you step in the wrong way!

THE SITUATION:
You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you
caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of Biblical
proportions. You are photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and
you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly
hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people
swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is
unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST:
Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying
not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the woman
looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Hillary Clinton! At
the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under
forever. You have two options: You can save the life of Hillary Clinton or
you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death
of one of the world's most powerful women. (in her mind, at least).

THE QUESTION:
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer....... Would you
select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity
of black and white, or simply go digital and figure it later out in Photoshop?

Well, it could be hobby related if you think about it.

. . . Some crazy women I've met are like land mines just waiting to explode if you step in the wrong way!
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

I will concede a point there! LOL!
That holds true in any realm, hobby or civie.

LOL thats funny, Of course you would use the simplicity of balck and white to enhance the focus point of the destrucive nature that not even a Clinton can escape.

laterTHE SITUATION:
You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you
caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of Biblical
proportions. You are photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and
you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly
hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people
swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is
unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST:
Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying
not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the woman
looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Hillary Clinton! At
the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under
forever. You have two options: You can save the life of Hillary Clinton or
you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death
of one of the world's most powerful women. (in her mind, at least).

THE QUESTION:
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer....... Would you
select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity
of black and white, or simply go digital and figure it later out in Photoshop? Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

I'd choose to save the shrill one anyway.

Moved from Main Discussion. Not hobby related. Originally Posted by Chica Chaser

I'm not so sure. It might be a fetish. FastGoon has always been odd.

I'm not so sure. It might be a fetish. FastGoon has always been odd. Originally Posted by joe bloe

No it's just a continuation of his historic thread in the national mens lounge. Lmao

You fuckers are way too esoteric for me. I'd have to put it somewhere along the lines of coming home smelling like pussy, cigarettes and cheap perfume. A land mine can end it quickly. Coming home with another bitch's juice on your pant leg can cause a pain that lasts a lifetime!

I tried to blame bush, but it fell on deaf ears! There's bush and then there's BUSH!

I think you are a little unclear on the concept here.

The question was about the worst predicament you've ever been in.

What you're describing is more of a dilemma.

. . . If you were the one drowning and Hillary was the one holding the camera, she'd know what to do and if she really knew you, she wouldn't hesitate!

THE SITUATION:
You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you
caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of Biblical
proportions. You are photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and
you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly
hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people
swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is
unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST:
Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying
not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the woman
looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Hillary Clinton! At
the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under
forever. You have two options: You can save the life of Hillary Clinton or
you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death
of one of the world's most powerful women. (in her mind, at least).

THE QUESTION:
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer....... Would you
select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity
of black and white, or simply go digital and figure it later out in Photoshop? Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

Moved from Main Discussion. Not hobby related. Originally Posted by Chica Chaser

That's your worse predicament?

Was driving one night up 35 , some years back. Saw a wreck occur right in front of me. It was nasty, lady was thrown from her car as it flipped. Saw her go face first on to the pavement and slide headfirst into the median. I ran to aid and she was almost gone. This was before cellphones were everyday items.

Because it was late , traffic was light. Back in the early 80's, Dallas area wasn't as busy or populated.especially south of I-20. .

Delima was..... Leave her there to die alone and run to call help, or stay and comfort her in what was to be her final moments??

I stayed, prayed what prayer I could muster (athiest here), and held her as she slipped away.

That's your worse predicament? Originally Posted by gnadfly

No, that was an easy one.