embarrassing moments....... or just fucking awkward......?

As long as most have been on this site I am almost positive everyone has at least on time that they still chuckle about to themselves when reminded of a certain moment.
Anyone care to share a awkward moment maybe uncomfortable or just something that still makes you laugh , or maybe wish to forget? (If its to embarrassing feel free to use your second handle.)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^This is a joke. Unless it applies to you then I am serious.

I'll go first. I'm starting this threAD because you awesome folks are the only people I can share ridiculous hobby moments and weird questions with.( Vent to if you will.)

So the other day I had an appointment, probably the most accident prone appointments yet. I will only share one detail though.
Thank goodness he was an amazing down to earth carefree individual. (Or so he appeared to be, I'll know for sure if he calls me back.) LOL

Long story short. He enters the room and mind you I don't have a privet in call for my own personal reasons so I always spruce up the room with various items and candles to set a relaxing mood.
So anyway we get acquainted and he asks to rise off and sets his clothes on the counter next to the sink.
Fast forward........We get things started and" I ask is something burning???"
He says "smells like it". We look over at the sink where his clothes are on FIRE!

He quickly puts it out. I can do nothing due to shock and the laughter that took over me and that I could not help.
I have to admit as long as I have been doing this I have always lit candles in my room and this was the absolute first! I have never been so embarrassed or mortified in all my experiences.
Nonetheless he was calm cool and collective and we still had what I considered a pretty good time. I was determined not to let my emotions take over the situation.
Even though all I kept thinking was FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I can't be alone when it comes to an encounter you wish you could forget, or just found to be embarrassing. Right? Either way I am just thankful the smoke alarms didn't go off, that would have been a whole different story to tell.
Please share and make me feel better about my sad sad pathetic story.
If not please feel free to laugh at my expense. Its my birthday month but shit I'm in the giving mood. My gift to you.

Ironically, one of my awkward moments in the hobby was with you, Cassie. After the first pop, remember when I had to leave your room to retrieve another, proper fitting, rubber that was stowed away in my car? What I forgot to tell you was that one of the motel patrons was giving me the look of shame as I was trotting back to your room.

Had house keeping walk in while me and a provider were in the 69 position. We both screamed " we're ok thank you" i always make sure the "do not disturb" sign is out from then on.

Ironically, one of my awkward moments in the hobby was with you, Cassie. After the first pop, remember when I had to leave your room to retrieve another, proper fitting, rubber that was stowed away in my car? What I forgot to tell you was that one of the motel patrons was giving me the look of shame as I was trotting back to your room. Originally Posted by AO17

Um tell the whole story sweetie, it was not because I wasn't prepared love it was because you are BLESSED with something I wasn't prepared for. Sorry about your uncomfortable moment but hopefully when you came back I helped you forget about that look of shame as you call it.
Honestly not trying to toot my own horn but everyone knows me there quite well. I use that place often. I doubt it was as "look of shame" More like you lucky SOB!

Had house keeping walk in while me and a provider were in the 69 position. We both screamed " we're ok thank you" i always make sure the "do not disturb" sign is out from then on. Originally Posted by kinkyorca

Funny. At least you both were in sync with each other.

I was doing a guy really good & wild...when I heard a lil baby crying! He had his 6month old sleeping in the other room!! ewwwww creepy!!

We all have them and if you cannot laugh at yourself you shouldn't laugh at anyone else. IJS

I was doing a guy really good & wild...when I heard a lil baby crying! He had his 6month old sleeping in the other room!! ewwwww creepy!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

WTF? I have many questions but I will refrain.

lol--I am the old chick on this board -- so i have seen ALOT of weird shit!

I am writing down some of these momets....writing a book one day!!

I once had a guy wear a chastity belt to see me...his wife had found my name & number in his wallet and figured out things...she was going out of town and wanted to keep him home,so she had him fitted with the belt! He confiscated the key & came to see me when she left!!

Um tell the whole story sweetie, it was not because I wasn't prepared love it was because you are BLESSED with something I wasn't prepared for. Sorry about your uncomfortable moment but hopefully when you came back I helped you forget about that look of shame as you call it.
Honestly not trying to toot my own horn but everyone knows me there quite well. I use that place often. I doubt it was as "look of shame" More like you lucky SOB! Originally Posted by SexyCassandra

Well, said patron was an elderly lady. So, lucky SOB was probably not the accurate demeanor she had on her face....unless

But yeah, the awkward/embarrassing moment ultimately stemmed from the elderly woman staring me down, and not you.

Well, said patron was an elderly lady. So, lucky SOB was probably not the accurate demeanor she had on her face....unless

But yeah, the awkward/embarrassing moment ultimately stemmed from the elderly woman staring me down, and not you.

Originally Posted by AO b17

Well damn! Sharing one awkward moment has now became two. *blush*
I choose to believe my first statement lol.
Either she wished to be me, or she wished to be you at that moment. Yep. I like that explanation. That is what I am going with.

My most awkward moment .... falling asleep on you this time ....

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=621876

My best moment .... waking up beside you this time ....

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=621876

And I still have that red g-string Beautiful. I will bring it next time for you to wear for a few short minutes.

lol--I am the old chick on this board -- so i have seen ALOT of weird shit!

I am writing down some of these momets....writing a book one day!!

I once had a guy wear a chastity belt to see me...his wife had found my name & number in his wallet and figured out things...she was going out of town and wanted to keep him home,so she had him fitted with the belt! He confiscated the key & came to see me when she left!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

I love weird shit. But I love to laugh more. I hope to hear more about your experiences.

My most awkward moment .... falling asleep on you this time ....

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=621876

My best moment .... waking up beside you this time ....

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=621876

And I still have that red g-string Beautiful. I will bring it next time for you to wear for a few short minutes. Originally Posted by BDD

We soooooooo need to catch up....Ahhh the memories.

We all have them and if you cannot laugh at yourself you shouldn't laugh at anyone else. IJS Originally Posted by loveitdou

Agreed. Spoken or unspoken. ...I will continue to laugh. It burns calories if for no other reasons.