WikiHow: How to Take Measurements (For Women)

Ladies, The measurements I see posted are sometimes a bit comical. I thought all girls knew how to take their measurements at least from the age of 12 (my 11 yo niece is almost straight as a board, and she knows - though why yet is beyond me).

Soooooo... in the interest of education and to further transparency in advertising, here is how it's done. Your vital statistics (measurements) are methods 1, 3, and 4.

http://www.wikihow.com/Take-Measurements-(For-Women)

They are probably going to instruct you on how to measure your cock, and that it doesn't start at your asshole.

BROT - +LIKE! SO FUCKING HARD.

I don't know, but from some of the rude post guys make on here i think that maybe where thier cock ends the asshole does begin.

And Ze, you have moved way up the cool girl chart with Maya as your showcase pic. Sirens do rock.

They are probably going to instruct you on how to measure your cock, and that it doesn't start at your asshole.

Well, there goes my claim to more than 4.5 inches.