Would it be wiser to wait until i can go abroad rather then try to hobby domestically?

You know, you guys are alright, and definitely gave more detailed answers then a lot of other sites I've been on, so i'm gonna give it to you straight.

I managed to narrow down some AMP's I'm interested in and plan to scout sometime within the month. But before I do I got to ask, even though I know the risk is small, they are everywhere and LE seems to be very lax about it unless there's something else involved.

And it might be something I'm willing to chance...if it wasn't for the booming sex tourism industry. Like if I know I can save a few thousand bucks, book a trip to Thailand, go on a week long sex romp and come back home, knowing its all completely off the record. Why would I instead risk it on a gamble? no matter how small the odds are?

And thats kind of the thing that's holding me back mentally, the fact that I have a safer(Albeit more expensive) option available to me. Am i thinking about this too much?
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If you can afford to take a week+ off of work & jet set around Thailand go for it.
It takes a lot of time & work here to find amps with good service, good rates & attractive ladies.
In Thailand you have endless ladies & are guaranteed to get your ass & nuts sucked for a low rate.
If you can afford to take a week+ off of work & jet set around Thailand go for it.
It takes a lot of time & work here to find amps with good service, good rates & attractive ladies.
In Thailand you have endless ladies & are guaranteed to get your ass & nuts sucked for a low rate. Originally Posted by MarcellusWalluz
I'm pretty sure I found one and from what I've heard there's nothing but praise for it, its just that not zero chance of me getting hit up by LE is gonna shake me.
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If you can do it, sure - but once a year? Too long between. Every couple of months? maybe but spendy and a long-ass flight. The biggest issue, IMO - is coming back. If you're passport shows Thailand once a month or a bunch, because of the Thai reputation - Coming back in the US might include some extra scrutiny. Not really "off-the-record" because now they have you on the record coming back from a country that is also known for underage sex tourism.

Or - go to Mexico, Fly to San Diego or El Paso, shuttle or walk across border. Read reviews on ECCIE, BAM! Mission accomplished, fly back home, same day. Cheaper, shorter flight. Go once a week or whatever. Personally, I wasn't thrilled with the neighborhoods, never heard of anything, cuz they want your money, but everyone has their comfort level. Pretty sure they don't stamp your passport, but could put it in system, but plenty of people cross the border a bunch for a number of reasons.

Or - Las Vegas, Plenty of reviews for LV AMPS. Risk of a bust is small (I would say extremely small, but let's stick with small). Do an agency k-girl, really low risk. 3 agencies that serve Vegas.

No k-girl agency in Chicago? I would think an agency would be safe because word would get out quickly. Most are attractive enough and one on one instead of a 'shop' the public can walk in would be safer.

Canada is close enough to Chicago, but not sure what the actual legal status is.

My issue with AMPs is you have to pay for a massage and then negotiate extras, which could be where the LE issue comes in. Get an agency girl, you're paying for "extras", then get a massage if you want.

Good Luck.
If you can do it, sure - but once a year? Too long between. Every couple of months? maybe but spendy and a long-ass flight. The biggest issue, IMO - is coming back. If you're passport shows Thailand once a month or a bunch, because of the Thai reputation - Coming back in the US might include some extra scrutiny. Not really "off-the-record" because now they have you on the record coming back from a country that is also known for underage sex tourism.

Or - go to Mexico, Fly to San Diego or El Paso, shuttle or walk across border. Read reviews on ECCIE, BAM! Mission accomplished, fly back home, same day. Cheaper, shorter flight. Go once a week or whatever. Personally, I wasn't thrilled with the neighborhoods, never heard of anything, cuz they want your money, but everyone has their comfort level. Pretty sure they don't stamp your passport, but could put it in system, but plenty of people cross the border a bunch for a number of reasons.

Or - Las Vegas, Plenty of reviews for LV AMPS. Risk of a bust is small (I would say extremely small, but let's stick with small). Do an agency k-girl, really low risk. 3 agencies that serve Vegas.

No k-girl agency in Chicago? I would think an agency would be safe because word would get out quickly. Most are attractive enough and one on one instead of a 'shop' the public can walk in would be safer.

Canada is close enough to Chicago, but not sure what the actual legal status is.

My issue with AMPs is you have to pay for a massage and then negotiate extras, which could be where the LE issue comes in. Get an agency girl, you're paying for "extras", then get a massage if you want.

Good Luck. Originally Posted by pertpvyztrzv
Chicago? Well I do know of one, but there are so many different hurdles you have to go through to get screened and even then it could take months if not years to get approved. Plus I heard the guy running it is kind of a dick.

Vegas might not be the worst idea in the world, I'll have to consider that.

And from what I've gathered the thing with Thailand is very overblown, there's way the industry would have lasted this long if it was that rampant. And when i do go, it will absolutely be a once a year thing if that. Ain't got the money to go more often then that.

But yeah there's a reason I'm eyeing a certain one in particular, cause you can't even find the exact address unless you book an appointment, and from what I've heard there are some girls who refuse to go anywhere other then this specific place also its an AAMP not an AMP and from what I've gathered AAMP's are much more...to the point. Like if you go into an AMP you might legit just want a massage, and AAMP however there's no two ways around it they know why you're there.
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I'm pretty sure I found one and from what I've heard there's nothing but praise for it, its just that not zero chance of me getting hit up by LE is gonna shake me. Originally Posted by Masalic
If you're that paranoid about it I suggest you don't take up paying for pussy regardless of where it's at.
If you're that paranoid about it I suggest you don't take up paying for pussy regardless of where it's at. Originally Posted by MarcellusWalluz
Eh i spent my entire life erring on the side of caution, it hasn't failed me yet.
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Eh i spent my entire life erring on the side of caution, it hasn't failed me yet. Originally Posted by Masalic
What's the worst that can happen? (Check your local laws) Mostly it's a misdemeanor, probably fine and probation.

If it wasn't for the married part, Being 60+ I'd wear it like a badge of honor.

Had to look up AAMP. Sort of like a lot of Independents want to start with a massage. There are some in Vegas that will only do massage, with a finish usually HJ or BBBJ, but nothing else.

If you want to go straight to the point look at reviews of 7 Stars in the Vegas AMP section. Right to the fucking point. No negotiation, no requesting extras, alphabet starts at the TS and doesn't stop, just straight to fucking and sucking.

(Probably) Can't be arrested when I never asked for it, it just started happening.
If you can speak the language and know the culture, go for it. There are plenty of utube videos.

As always your in a foreign country, remember the laws you are used to here don't apply there.

Stay low key, or better yet go with someone who you trust and knows how it's done with minimal risk.
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Wise?

the wise thing to do is not to hobby at all.

OK, with that said: If you have the wherewithal to hobby abroad, you don't have to deal with AMPs unless that is your thing. Sure, do that if youi have to, but instead, I wouldlook into seeing one or more Indy providers at a quality hotels of your choice. Do the research first, read the reviews. But don't be a shut in.

And then go and dissipate yourself in the fleshpots of the Far East.
Wise?

the wise thing to do is not to hobby at all.

OK, with that said: If you have the wherewithal to hobby abroad, you don't have to deal with AMPs unless that is your thing. Sure, do that if youi have to, but instead, I wouldlook into seeing one or more Indy providers at a quality hotels of your choice. Do the research first, read the reviews. But don't be a shut in.

And then go and dissipate yourself in the fleshpots of the Far East. Originally Posted by ICU 812
You're right, the smart thing would to just not hobby. But I'm in my 30's, modern dating confuses me and im sick of being "Inexperienced" if you catch my drift.

Also why do i get the feeling i know what you mean when you say That?
Have you thought about trying sugardaddy/sugarbaby options? What about Costa Rica, Columbia, Cuba, and Puerto Rica. If you start chatting up a Puerto Rican lady, you can probably fly there and get your appetite fulfilled with several girlfriends rather than providers without the stigma of Thailand. I myself, like the ease of an AMP. There is not a lot of logistics to work out. As for not understanding modern dating, have you considered trying an older voluptuous lady? Bonus points if you can find a divorcee pissed off at her ex-husband.
Have you thought about trying sugardaddy/sugarbaby options? What about Costa Rica, Columbia, Cuba, and Puerto Rica. If you start chatting up a Puerto Rican lady, you can probably fly there and get your appetite fulfilled with several girlfriends rather than providers without the stigma of Thailand. I myself, like the ease of an AMP. There is not a lot of logistics to work out. As for not understanding modern dating, have you considered trying an older voluptuous lady? Bonus points if you can find a divorcee pissed off at her ex-husband. Originally Posted by ggew44
Sugar daddying is like...the absolute last resort and would require me to make a considerable amount more money then i do now. As for the stigma of thailand, yeah I know there's some shady stuff going on...that said the moment i heard the term "Blow-job Bar" I knew i had to go at least once. Also I'm a very blunt person and so beating around the bush is an easy way to get on my nerves so..
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Just use Rosie and watch porn. That honestly seems to be the only thing you are capable of.
Just use Rosie and watch porn. That honestly seems to be the only thing you are capable of. Originally Posted by CryptKicker
...you know that probably would hurt more if i knew what a rosie was.