Hobby horror stories... let's share 'em

I'm a Texan currently Stationed at Ft. Bragg. The hobby scene here is pretty lck luster to say the least. I'm currently enjoying a fine craft brew at an establishment located not far from there. Kickimg myself for allowing the little head to take the lead a little earlier. I paid 200 for what amounted to a bbbj with a meth head. A new low for me. Although I have some other hobby gone wrong stories. This one hurts. As I went against everything I've learned from lurking on boards like this for many moons. I can't wait to fly back to Dallas, and erase this most recent experience. With one of the many fine Dallas ladies that are available!

Happy hobbying and Holidays gents!
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  • BLM69
  • 11-19-2022, 04:56 AM
That fee should have been $20, but some sucker set the bar high that she'll try that with other tricks, I pay by the looks, age and weight. They're all deductions
I used to make dumb decisions about hobby choices until I decided that I was going to jerk off after deciding on a woman. If I was still interested, I’d reach out to her. I found 90% of the time, I was fine and didn’t need to see her. This has saved me about $20k a year too.
All the red flags were there heavily filtered pics, probably from months or years ago, etc... and my ass still went for it. So dumb! I've got something lined up for Tuesday. So, hopefully I will redeem myself lol
If I told you the (all true) hobby nightmares I've been through, I'd be banned in a heartbeat.


I know time off is limited when you're in the military, consider joining P411 and searching for local ladies there. Look for at LEAST 5 years a member (I prefer 10) and at LEAST 100 OK's. If they have both hidden, RED FLAG!


A lot of escorts that have been shadowbanned by Twitter have recently joined P411. They have no interest in meeting up in person, just want you to buy their overpriced OnlyFans and / or SnapChat subscriptions.
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Thanks for your service brother!
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  • BLM69
  • 11-19-2022, 05:42 PM
All the red flags were there heavily filtered pics, probably from months or years ago, etc... and my ass still went for it. So dumb! I've got something lined up for Tuesday. So, hopefully I will redeem myself lol Originally Posted by The.Missing.Link12
These are the old whores past their prime that be doing the heavy filtering and surgeries trying to get some youth back, their own tricks expose them after being disappointed.
That fee should have been $20, but some sucker set the bar high that she'll try that with other tricks, I pay by the looks, age and weight. They're all deductions Originally Posted by BLM69
This is the funniest comment I have ever read.
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  • Go4it
  • 11-27-2022, 02:40 PM
Normally can find some REAL SB's around a military base using SA
Oh man, I've done and still do the SB thing, but I've got one real horror story from that scene. I do a lot better job vetting the girls I see these days.
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https://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=105...4&postcount=72

There you go Originally Posted by mrredcat43
LOL! I've forgotten about her, buddy!

She was the one that got gang banged at LIDO in 2011:

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=294042

This 2015 review of hers still has photos up

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1357718

Where's the review with the what's her name provider and the midget hiding in the room with a video camera ?

That's the only one that can top PhuckToi.
I went to Daily in Addison.
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Hobby Horror Stories…Let’s Share Them

I once fucked a provider in Grand Prairie that lived in a complete shit hole. I should have bailed when I saw the living room and kitchen, but she had a nice ass and I was already there. Her sheets were fucking filthy so I moved over to a computer chair, sat down, and had her turn around and squat on my dick. Then I saw it…she had a goddam Sugar Smack between her ass cheeks. Yes, the goddam cereal. I know a Sugar Smack when I see one. So I did what any self respecting monger would do. I stood up in disgust, pushed her face down on her filthy sheets and pounded as hard as I could until I filled the cover. Yeah, not my proudest moment.