Butthole licking is gross

Kayleehotchick's Avatar
Okay.....guys.......

If there is NOTHING that gives ANY hint on reviews or on a providers menu that says she licks buttholes and that is something you really enjoy, ask her BEFORE you make an appointment with her if that is something she is open to doing. Because I can tell you one thing, you shoving your butthole in my face thinking I'm going to lick it is going to do nothing but piss me off.

If you like your butthole licked, find a butthole licker but don't try to force your butthole on a non butthole licker. That is a real butthole thing to do and it makes you a serious asshole for trying to force it.

Moral of the story, if a service isn't offered, make sure you ASK a provider BEFORE going to see her. Find someone who does do what you are looking for instead of trying to force it on someone. It saves YOU money and time and save a provider from seeing someone she considers a SERIOUS asshole.

:st ab:
LovingKayla's Avatar
I fuckin love the shit out of you Kaylee.


I am also a non butthole licker. I'll get close but no cigar on DATO. There are few things that are more gross than buthole lickin in vanilla land.
Kayleehotchick's Avatar
Yeah....I'm not about to lick anyone's butthole. Especially when it smells like a hamburger with pickles and onions on it.

Ugh.....
plove35's Avatar
How about those that would.love to.perform butthole lickery to your butthole?

But yes I agree, unless I see it on a consistant basis in her reviews, I will not even ask...as far as forcing ones butthole upon anothers face is just all sorts of wrong
MaxiMilyen's Avatar
Okay.....guys.......

If there is NOTHING that gives ANY hint on reviews or on a providers menu that says she licks buttholes and that is something you really enjoy, ask her BEFORE you make an appointment with her if that is something she is open to doing. Because I can tell you one thing, you shoving your butthole in my face thinking I'm going to lick it is going to do nothing but piss me off.

If you like your butthole licked, find a butthole licker but don't try to force your butthole on a non butthole licker. That is a real butthole thing to do and it makes you a serious asshole for trying to force it.

Moral of the story, if a service isn't offered, make sure you ASK a provider BEFORE going to see her. Find someone who does do what you are looking for instead of trying to force it on someone. It saves YOU money and time and save a provider from seeing someone she considers a asshole.

:st ab: Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick
Gee, I think we must have seen the same a**hole. What's his name again?
8701's Avatar
  • 8701
  • 08-06-2015, 07:31 AM
LMAO!!! Too funny....they need a butthole licker thread ROFLMAO!!
L.A.'s Avatar
  • L.A.
  • 08-06-2015, 07:34 AM
I don't mind have my butthole licked at the AMP after I'm squeaky clean.
I would never expect any provider to just offer this service unless it's specifically been stated in her ads, showcase, or website.
Even if the service was mentioned in a review there may be stipulations and it could have been agreed upon before the session.

Never ASSume somebody wants to suck your sphincter.
Never ASSume they want to stick their tongue into your brown eye.
Never ASSume they would enjoy licking your turd-cutter.
Yeah, not a big fan of giving or receiving.
Kayleehotchick's Avatar
I don't mind have my butthole licked at the AMP after I'm squeaky clean.
I would never expect any provider to just offer this service unless it's specifically been stated in her ads, showcase, or website.
Even if the service was mentioned in a review there may be stipulations and it could have been agreed upon before the session.

Never ASSume somebody wants to suck your sphincter.
Never ASSume they want to stick their tongue into your brown eye.
Never ASSume they would enjoy licking your turd-cutter. Originally Posted by L.A.

You are 100% correct on this.

It's made for a very unpleasant session for us both, I would guess. I know I HATED every second.
TinMan's Avatar
Finally, the one thread where pyramider's obsession is appropriate to the subject matter.

Or at least close enough.
MaxiMilyen's Avatar
LMAO!!! Too funny....they need a butthole licker thread ROFLMAO!! Originally Posted by 8701
Just curious, but what exactly is funny about a male trying to force a lady to provide what she obviously does not? Would ya think it funny for a lady to ram a dildo up your bum if you had made no indication it was something you wanted, or maybe tie you up and allow her bi-sexual boyfriend have his way with you?

Not quite so funny anymore, huh?
Kayleehotchick's Avatar
I can tell you one thing....

It got in my head for the rest of the day.....

It was one of those rare moments that made being a provider unpleasant.

I'm NOT a high volume provider and it's not my sole source of income but if everyday and every hobbyist was like yesterday, I would leave in a New York second.


Thankfully, the hobby is more fun, than not.

Yesterday was just awful.
Nina the Dicknapper's Avatar
I'm a DATO LOVER! I prefer to give than receive. But yes I agree, just like Greek, you should definately ask the provider before meeting up & its never ok to force anyone to do anything
MaxiMilyen's Avatar
Just for the record boys and girls, the department of Justice defines Sexual Assault:

Any type of sexual contact or behavior that occurs without explicit consent of the recipient.

I suggest that gents never take it upon themselves to take what is not clearly offered by a lady, regardless of her status as a paid playmate or not. Some of us got limits!

And, another thing gents and ladies might like to consider, is that law enforcement no longer tries to make it the ladies fault by bringing charges of prostitution should she report such behaviors. Not that they are our biggest fans, but because they realize they only add to the problem when they practice stupid stuff like that and they've come to realize, whores are people too, even if some men forget that.
Damnthetorpedoes's Avatar
Don't really care for receiving it. Giving is okay when it thrills my partner.

The t'aint on the other hand...didn't know a guy could have a "G-spot".

Sorry you had an awful day.