Tell me something about yourself.

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So I grew up in a neighbourhood, 3nd grade thru graduation n then some, 80's guy. We did lots of things,--fishing, crabbing, street ball, pellet guns, growing dope, (in the backyard lol) ride bicycles to school, attend parties, lots of us, just kids experimenting with everything, fighting, motorcycles, girls, *****, we raised ourselves, the good days where our parents left the doors unlocked. 80's rule, yes?

All the girls matured faster then me, I remember when I was 11 a girl my age tried to **** **, ******* *****--it never happened, she said she wanted to tell me a secret but there were to many other people around, (************************) it was years later until I realized what she had tried to do. I don't regret that, I just remember it for some reason.
Another girl "Julie" she showed me *** *****, we were sitting on firewood in the backyard of a neighbors house, (Donna, I hated her)
Julie, she pulled her ***** *** ****** ** *** **** *** ****** ** to me. It was nothing to me at the time, I remember it vividly though, no **** ** ***** **** ****** ****, just looked like **** *** ***** *** ***** **** elbow. I'm 35 years later and can still see it. It was later in life before I realized what I had seen, seriously, I was into bicycles and sling shots, not ***** * ******, I thought they were also.

When I was in like the sixth or seventh grade we were all outside wrestling around at a friends house, playing hard like always and these high school girls, Michelle and two others had me pinned down on the ground, I could not move, I was trapped and they ****** ** ****** ** *** **** ***** ** me. I was already uncomfortable that girls had taken me down "why did they **** ** ****** **" I'm shy and can't help it, always have been, used to it now, they ********* ** ****** **** ********** **** them, I could not fucking move, they had their knees on my arms and legs. I hope that they think back to that incident today and say to themselves that it was wrong what they did, little kid was scared. I hate them for that.

Oh well, like I say, no regrets. I am today the older version of who I was born as. My journey to this point does not define me, it's just the path that was available. I am today as I believe we all are, we're who we were born to be.







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Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 12-19-2015, 12:23 AM
I often touch myself in inappropriate ways...
I wear boxers 'cause my boys need room to dangle...
I levitate and float above the crowds at large events when no one is looking...
I invented air...
I play a mean jews harp...
When I was a wee child, I wanted to grow up to be the bass singer in a barbershop quartet...
When having an orgasm, I often speak in tongue...
My Sisters Brother has the same parents as me...
Iron Butterfly's Avatar
Well please don't shar this information.

I was raised by wolves!
I once toured with the Who!
I stowed away on the space shuttle and got to space walk!
I can make a woman cum by just talking to her about Daty!
I can fly!
I live In A Gadda Da Vida!
I don't exist!

IB
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  • Toyz
  • 12-19-2015, 07:00 AM
Well please don't shar this information.

I was raised by wolves!
I once toured with the Who!
I stowed away on the space shuttle and got to space walk!
I can make a woman cum by just talking to her about Daty!
I can fly!
I live In A Gadda Da Vida!
I don't exist!

IB Originally Posted by Iron Butterfly
Meh, I once booked a Ho named IN-a-gadda-da-dida...
If you could

Sing with the Who & make women cum in the audience while talking about DATY, IN the space shuttle, flying....then I'll be doubly impressed.

"Usless nugget of Toyz information" I took a local favorite Hoogar friend of mine to "The Who" concert this past year...
knotty man's Avatar
One of my balls is slightly smaller than the other two
fun2come's Avatar
I once saw my Mom's Birth Canal
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 12-19-2015, 08:42 AM
I once saw my Mom's Birth Canal Originally Posted by fun2come
For $37.50 you can visit it and play all you want...

And I must say, its pretty damn good once you lick back the smell...
DallasRain's Avatar
I grew up on a farm with seven brothers & sisters in small town Texas.....I luv rodeos........I know how to milk a cow...I HATE frogs more than anything in this world......I luv Blue Bell rocky road.......I am double jointed in both thumbs and cannot snap my fingers due to this.......I used to be a ministers wife........I love "fat" men.......I luv ACDC {duhhhhhh}.........I luv skulls.......and I really love shopping {a gal can never have too many heels or purses}
I was born in the third most populous Anglophone country in the Western Hemisphere.

I played the flute for seven years.

I played the 3rd Man position on my school's junior varsity and varsity lacrosse team. (I was captain of my JV team )

I'm an astrology nerd and I've researched what zodiac signs my various planets are in. (Most are in Pisces and Sagittarius.)

My most recent favorite musician is Devonté Hynes (also known as Blood Orange).
I can talk backwards fluently, I've been able to do it since I was little.

I was fluent in Spanish until I was about 7, due to growing up in El Paso, TX.

I'm an only child.

I have a worm phobia.

I love peeling sunburned skin.

I love Pad Thai and Pho.

I've been obsessed with the show The Golden Girls for the longest time.

I am studying psychology, but already have a fairly useless degree from a private college.

Oddly enough, I'm usually the "grandma" of my groups of (older) friends.
I grew up on a farm with seven brothers & sisters in small town Texas.....I luv rodeos........I know how to milk a cow...I HATE frogs more than anything in this world......I luv Blue Bell rocky road.......I am double jointed in both thumbs and cannot snap my fingers due to this.......I used to be a ministers wife........I love "fat" men.......I luv ACDC {duhhhhhh}.........I luv skulls.......and I really love shopping {a gal can never have too many heels or purses} Originally Posted by DallasRain

Pretty interesting!
RandB fan's Avatar
Since this is all fiction , why not have fun with it?
I can talk backwards(gibberish) fluently, I've been able to do it since I was determined to be "special".

I was fluent in Spanish until I was about 7, due to growing up in El Paso, TX. ( just google my dance background, like I said at 200lbs I was special)

I'm an only child.

I bet your parents sued the makers of birth control when you were born (See court records about violence in the family) Her brother might become a member here wouldn't that be fun?

I have a worm phobia. Does the one in your head know?

I love peeling sunburned skin. I thought vampires did't go out in the sun?

I love Pad Thai and Pho. Actually I eat anything, I really like the 400lber's I make movies with. oh yeah, and I eat tons of Mickie D's just ask my civie BF. He's working now but brings me home all the food from the dumpster.

I've been obsessed with the show The Golden Girls for the longest time. Did I mention food?

I am studying psychology, but already have a fairly useless degree from a private college. I'm going to a community collage on taxpayers money.

Oddly enough, I'm usually the "grandma" of my groups of (older) friends. Originally Posted by JadeRose
No, you just look twice your age and I doubt your "friends" refer to you as "friend"
I love blow jobs and I will pay money to women that give them to me..
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One of my balls is slightly smaller than the other two Originally Posted by knotty man
if i may do a quick dd impression:
one of them thar doodads is your winky dink
I'm made of stars.