why zombies make better providers

1) when they give you head......you can keep it
2) if you want a pice of ass, no problem....they'll just rip a chunk off
3) "mommy marks" are her best feature
4) multple shots actually becomes a method of self defense
5) BBFS......seriously?

They can't get enough of your meat...

a smokin hot bod.....probably means a fresh kill!

Now HERE'S a thread I can get behind! A zombie provider...

Won't talk too much, 'cause she already ate her own tongue.

Won't care how bad YOU stink.

Already has twat rot.

Can be paid in expired meat.

Can spread her legs REALLY wide. *CRACK*

You can literally fuck her brains out...

More than likely after the deed is done you have a lethal virus , so no more condoms ! Just zombie lovin' till your head comes off !

AND OF COURSE PEACH FINDS A "SMOKIN HOT" ZOMBIE!!!!!!!

You Go Chica!!!!!!!


OH YEAH.....AND...Y'ALL ARE WAY TO FRICKIN' FUNNY!!!!!

Zombies need love too!

I imagine on a hot summer day , they're cool and refreshing !