Q: How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Only two, Emmitt Smith and Troy Aikman, and they are both retired.
Q: What's the difference between John Wayne Bobbitt and Jerry Jones?
A: Jones cut off his own Johnson.
Q: What Does the Dallas Cowboys and the movie "Broke Back Mountain" have in common?
A: They both have cowboys that suck!
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys.
Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Cowboys fan from masturbating?
A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q: Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado?
A: Cowboys Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Cowboys stadium upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
There is always next season!
A: Only two, Emmitt Smith and Troy Aikman, and they are both retired.
Q: What's the difference between John Wayne Bobbitt and Jerry Jones?
A: Jones cut off his own Johnson.
Q: What Does the Dallas Cowboys and the movie "Broke Back Mountain" have in common?
A: They both have cowboys that suck!
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys.
Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Cowboys fan from masturbating?
A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q: Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado?
A: Cowboys Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Cowboys stadium upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
There is always next season!
