First World Problems - Hobby Edition

Sometimes life just doesn't go your way in the hobby...

Problems:

1. All I have is $20s, the envelope barely fits in my pocket!

2. I said something stupid and WAKEUP face palmed me!

3. I saw SuperHead for the third time and it was just AverageHead...I knew I should have manscaped better!

4. I put up an ISO for BBBJNQNSCIM, Greek, TUMA FOR $100 in Tomball and no one replied. Where's the love?

5. I just met ThatHotNurse and she seemed to act a little COLD to me...maybe I should have taken the shower she offered!

6. I just took YummyMarie out to dinner...great meal...now to dessert...oh no, will the asparagus make us both less yummy?

7. I keep trying to PM LilMynx but her tiny box is full! What do I do?

8. Dorian didn't post a cute Meme on my thread...do you think he's mad at me?

9. I keep trying to get work but SpiceItUp's avatar is too distracting. Yeah, I'd hit that too.

10. I just found out I'm allergic to rabbit fur! The horror!

I knew you wouldn't disappoint!!!

xoxo

Here is number 11 for you..... I just posted on the other thread:

I'm going to improve it....

...or the morning of the appointment the lady says, "...... (now that you've parked) you need to call me (from the lobby) using your hobby phone that is locked in your office with a dead battery and doesn't have credit." Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

You call the Agency minutes after that day's ad hits and the girl you want is booked until that afternoon.

A facepalm from me isn't a problem...it's constructive criticism...

As I've always said, if it's a problem, you made it one, not me...

Here's another...

Provider: "I have plenty of condoms....let me get it."

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I'm dying at work...keep em coming.

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Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

This shyte is Hilarious! I'm trying to watch the TV that I never get to watch and be a couch potato today and I'm cracking up LMAO

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