Tie It Up with a Bow

So, dinner conversation when way out on a tangent tonight (after I read a recent thread in S. Texas).

Topic: why don't hookers bundle their services with other things men need?

So some of the suggestions were:

Wake up Blow job and Breakfast Taco Delivery. Everyone loves a good taco!

Lunch time salad delivery...toss your salad (plus more)

Dry clean delivery...followed by rumpling your clothes and dry cleaning pick up.

Liquor pick up and delivery...liquor in the front, poke her in the rear.


One of my friends wonders why hookers don't diversify more.

I know some do...we have bakers and car wash owners amongst us...but what could be combined to provide all inclusive services?

Fuck that noise...I'm breakfast, lunch, dinner, AND dessert...Delivery for just a few pence more

How about Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear...

wait... nevermind.

When I had more time, I used to offer a "Breakfast with Brooke" package and something that I called " Leisurely Lunch" that were a blast to offer, but they began to become too time consuming. It was fun while it lasted though.

As for everything you mentioned above, it would take a real professional to accomplish those tasks (even though they are easily learned and completed) and since lots of hookers have trouble just fulfilling the basic appointment request, I can't imagine the disasters that would happen if they started incorporating somewhat "professional" services to their menu

Lilmynx......your circle of friends sound amazing. I wish my dinner conversations went this direction at times.

The idea is great but I don't know many providers that would ever get my things to me in a timely fashion let alone have the time to eat before it gets cold . Unless we are talking yummymarie because I'm sure that is soooooooo hot that nothing in the room gets cold. Maybe someday soon I can find out if there is any truth behind that.

B-Dub and Jazzy, y'all actually bring up exactly where the convo went.

Are there hookers who are responsible and business like enough to actually be trusted with other tasks?

OR...are the ones with this skill set of superior TCB skills already too busy to offer bundled services?

That said...is this a good way for someone looking to transition out of the business to do so?

And yes, jazzy...I have some pretty awesome friends...

I offered a dinner package. Made pork tenderloin crusted with herbs de provance, whisky cream sauce, New pototoes with rosemary and fresh green beans, complimented by a good pinot noir. Only have had one client take me up on it. Was a lovely evening. Flirting and foreplay while I cooked in the nude. Then feeding each other, sauce eaten off my nipples. Till we had to take it to the bedroom. Good times.

^^^^ We have a winner. I would use a béarnaise sauce instead of whiskey.

I use bullit bourbon, flambe it. Add cream and stone ground mustard. Then reduce by half. Damn...now I'm hungry.

He eats something besides fried chicken....a winner, indeed.

Seriously if Prime Time ever hired me, I'm showing up with no less than three styles of fried chicken. One soaked in buttermilk and jalepeno before breading, one cooked with white truffle oil, and one cooked with ground almonds and cornflakes. Yes...I've given it that much thought. Smh.

And yes, jazzy...I have some pretty awesome friends... Originally Posted by LilMynx69

Ahem, you mean LOVERS...

Ahem, you mean LOVERS... Originally Posted by YummyMarie

LilMynx I'm sure you do and they are

So, dinner conversation when way out on a tangent tonight (after I read a recent thread in S. Texas).

Topic: why don't hookers bundle their services with other things men need?

So some of the suggestions were:

Wake up Blow job and Breakfast Taco Delivery. Everyone loves a good taco!

Lunch time salad delivery...toss your salad (plus more)

Dry clean delivery...followed by rumpling your clothes and dry cleaning pick up.

Liquor pick up and delivery...liquor in the front, poke her in the rear.


One of my friends wonders why hookers don't diversify more.

I know some do...we have bakers and car wash owners amongst us...but what could be combined to provide all inclusive services? Originally Posted by LilMynx69

I'll take the combo package, blowjob with breakfast taco as we wile away the morning in bed, lunch salad skip the tossing for me no thanks, go grab my dry cleaning and help me make a new mess, finish by getting liquored up and poking her in the rear!

Sounds like a perfect day

Fuck that noise...I'm breakfast, lunch, dinner, AND dessert...Delivery for just a few pence more Originally Posted by YummyMarie

I'll vouch for that!

I offered a dinner package. Made pork tenderloin crusted with herbs de provance, whisky cream sauce, New pototoes with rosemary and fresh green beans, complimented by a good pinot noir. Only have had one client take me up on it. Was a lovely evening. Flirting and foreplay while I cooked in the nude. Then feeding each other, sauce eaten off my nipples. Till we had to take it to the bedroom. Good times. Originally Posted by Sonya

That sounds delicious Sonya, you're making me hungry in multiple ways.

That sounds delicious

Seriously if Prime Time ever hired me, I'm showing up with no less than three styles of fried chicken. One soaked in buttermilk and jalepeno before breading, one cooked with white truffle oil, and one cooked with ground almonds and cornflakes. Yes...I've given it that much thought. Smh. Originally Posted by Sonya