From your friendly female MOD:
On the 12th day of Christmas, a client gave to me...
Twelve Whips a Whipping
Eleven Rabbits Flicking
Ten Dildos Vibrating
Nine Ropes a Tying
Eight Hunks a Humping
Seven Wands a Waving
Six Ladies Licking
Five... Gold.... Cock Ringsssssss
Four Festive Condoms
Three French Kisses
Two Nipple Clamps
And...
A Cock and Pecker Dildo Power Tool!!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...
Smooch!
Lea