You Might Be A Working Girl...

I would like to say I came up with this myself, but it was a joint effort and we have been cracking these all week...here goes:

If the first thing you do when you wake up is go home...You might be a working girl

If your response to "Haven't we met somewhere before" is "I'm not sure, could you drop your pants"...You might be a working girl

If your text messages from more than one person begin, "hello my whore." You might be a working girl

If the guy next to you might be your ex-husband but you aren't quite sure...You might be a working girl

If you go to a party and realize you have been with everyone in the room, including the girls...You might be a working girl

If old, fat men at bars grope you and you barely notice...You might be a working girl

If you have had sex in every good restaurant in town...You might be a working girl

If you ponder how much money you would save if you bought condoms in bulk...You might be a working girl

If you walk into a sex shop and purchase a penis pump and a bottle of edible lubricant and the lady behind the counter says, "another one?"...You might be a working girl

If you go digging in your purse for money and you find a pair of panties that are definately not yours...You might be a working girl

If you frequently find yourself blowing someone to get your financing approved...You might be a working girl

AND

If you think "f**k you" is a term of endearment...You might be a working girl

if you buy condoms in several different sizes....

if you ever wonder why you spend $120 on a lingerie set that only stays on 10 minutes tops....

if you have a collection of "birthday cards" (luv ya!) or plain white envelopes....

if you sit in an airport and wonder how many guys have seen your naked pics online....

Hey I'm just polite that's why I have 500 thank you cards in my trunk. Now it means I might be a working girl?

Oddly, Aiden's list could also be accurate for sorority bitches.

You might be a working girl if you post a lot of threADS.

If you can't remember which toilet bowl you dropped your phone in last night, ...
If you have to call a hobbyist to find out what your old number was.....
If you are told to assume the position and you respond where is the envelope
If you surf the net for better excuses to give..........
If men don't recongize you with your clothes ON
If your legal,medical,dental,financial plans are covered by the uncovered ...

you have blue water in the toilet....I'll always wonder when i see it in a lady's house..

if you have a collection of "birthday cards" (luv ya!) or plain white envelopes....

if you sit in an airport and wonder how many guys have seen your naked pics online.... Originally Posted by lil red Robin

LMAO!!!!!

If when having drinks with friends, normal banter turns into a public primer on erotic face slapping ..You might be a working girl

If everywhere you go, everyone refers to you as so and so's niece ..You might be a working girl

Some strange man comes up behind you starts drying humping and grabbing your boobs, you assume it to be a friend ...You might be a working girl

Not only do you get a discount and greeted by name at the sex toy shop, but they send you referrals AND ask for merchandising advice ....You might be a working girl

Everyone one at your table stands up, when the door prise question is do you have any nude photos on your phone....You might be a working girl

Spend time thinking of a cover story for the next time you give an actual "killer" blow job ....You might be a working girl

If when having drinks with friends, normal banter turns into a public primer on erotic face slapping ..You might be a working girl

If everywhere you go, everyone refers to you as so and so's niece ..You might be a working girl

Some strange man comes up behind you starts drying humping and grabbing your boobs, you assume it to be a friend ...You might be a working girl

Not only do you get a discount and greeted by name at the sex toy shop, but they send you referrals AND ask for merchandising advice ....You might be a working girl

Everyone one at your table stands up, when the door prise question is do you have any nude photos on your phone....You might be a working girl

Spend time thinking of a cover story for the next time you give an actual "killer" blow job ....You might be a working girl Originally Posted by Wayward

If you think "f**k you" is a term of endearment...You might be a working girl Originally Posted by AidanMacKenna

It's NOT? Thanks for bursting my bubble......ON Valentine's Day, no less!

It's NOT? Thanks for bursting my bubble......ON Valentine's Day, no less!

Originally Posted by TexasGator

George Carlin allways said it was!

You might be a really good working girl if you start threads as charming as this one.

sofia this is another hint.

"If old, fat men at bars grope you and you barely notice...You might be a working girl"

And what bar do you hang out in? I wouldn't mind copping a feel or 2 ... since you don't seem to mind.