1. As he has been the only person calling them ISIL, he will continue calling them that, as somehow he thinks that lessens his responsibility
2. it will be bush's fault
3. it will be the Iraqi's fault
4. it will be bush's fault
6. journalists should not have been in the area
6.. there will be a minimum of 20 I's and/or me's and my's
7. Everything will depend on a "coalition"
8. no boots on the ground
9. under my direction, we have had over 125 air missions
10. they are a regional threat
11. the countries of the region need to step up
12. under no circumstances will I allow either Chik-fil-A or Hobby Lobby to be contractors to any of our forces
13. congress is a do nothing congress
14. YES, I do know what the American People know, I have heard of them
15. no wedding cakes will be allowed in any non com or officer's messes made by anyone wearing a cross
16. this is a long term problem requiring a delicate long term solution, I will start the process but as my term is nearly over it will be necessary to pass my ingenious plan to the next administration