Eccie entrepreneurs - million dollar idea !!!!

Start 900 number that guys can use to translate hormone crazy to plain English.

Start an alternative number for the ladies that gents can call and hand the phone to the ladies so they can talk them off the ledge.

If you ask for BLUE balloons, you get blue balloons, if you wanted teal ask for teal....no biggie we can stop and get teal..."but we won't have time to blow them up up" still no biggie we can get a bottle of helium.
" but I don't want them to float!!!" ... Ok I will use my air compressor still no biggie.
"well you just have an answer for everything don't you!!!"

"Everything except why you are freaking out...oh wait are you on your period?"

"Fuck you, you are an asshole, why is it you always assume I'm on my period!"

"I'm sorry just not sure why this is a big deal and thought maybe hormones"

"well smart guy yes I am but mad because you got the wrong balloons and now we don't have time to do it right"

"I got the ones you asked for, here's the text, besides I just told you how we still have time so calm down take some mydol or something"

"fuck you!! Don't tell me what to do"

"should I still get the balloons?"

"just leave me alone!!!"

"ok"


15 minutes later, "I'm sorry can we still get the balloons on time you think?"

I hope you have some ample hobby funds, sweetie! Seems like you're gonna need 'em.

Hang in there!

A full tanck of gas should do it ... run away.

Been there.
Been there.
Been there.
Been there.
Been there.
(Repeat into infinity.......)

Thank god I'm divorced

Thank god I'm divorced Originally Posted by daveindallas