...I'd have no luck at all.
I'm a St. Joseph guy, but today was a rare occasion where I was down in Kansas City on business. Having recently suffered a bout of heartbreak (another story for another time), I figured I'd take the opportunity to meet with one of KC's lovely providers and treat myself to a bit of fun.
I pulled my car off into a fast food parking lot, and started looking through various providers advertisements. Having had a heart transplant a few years ago, I often need a bit of a medicinal advantage to help my little buddy stand on edge. I popped the pill, and as I narrowed down my search, I glanced up at my gauges on my car. The temperature gauge was much higher than normal, and I noticed that smoke was flowing out from underneath my hood.
Needless to say, that my whole Kansas City (s)experience screeched to a dead halt. I had to have the car towed back to St. Joseph, and now here I sit in my apartment with a lonely chubby. Was so looking forward to some full service, yet here I sit, having to settle for some sad self service. Lousy St. Joe and their lack of providers. Hmph.
That's my tale of woe. Anybody else wanna share their troubled times?