Freshening Up before Sex

Ever since the very beginning when i started in this playground, Ive noticed something with a couple of providers ive met that i have to admit is a turn off.

we'll sit down and talk and get acquainted and what not. then when we both finally agree to get busy we proceed to the bedroom and the provider will tell me that shes going to freshen up and goes to the restroom, then she uses the restroom and leaves the door open for me to hear her do the deed.

ladies, im sorry but im not a fan of that. i like fetishes, but thats not a fetish im interested in and kills the mood if i hear that happening.

i dont know why some women do it. either if they feel comfortable with a client or if theyre afraid the client is going to rip them off or worse.

for me personally if i use a restroom to freshen up i will make sure to close the door.

Not mee.=) I haven't even gotten comfortable enough with a bf for that...unless im drunk.(ill admit it lol)

ewww.

Did she at least wiped her butt? If she didn't that's how I like it all dirty and nasty. Some fecal matter will probably start flying and I might start drawing on the walls.

Just to set someone up to say "tmi".. im gonna mention how the only time I passed gas in front of an ex, I was PISSED. and just let it rip. Lol. I gave no fucks that day..... =) but that did end the argument..
Never again though. Lol. I can't believe I did that.

Just to set someone up to say "tmi".. im gonna mention how the only time I passed gas in front of an ex, I was PISSED. and just let it rip. Lol. I gave no fucks that day..... =) but that did end the argument..
Never again though. Lol. I can't believe I did that. Originally Posted by SweetSarahTx

lmfao!

one of my providers here told me that her client blasted methane during a session as well. i remember also a provider queefing on me during DATY once also, lolololz.

ive had incidents with providers in the past where we did FUHA and after i pulled my finger out, there was mud on it

i try really hard to clean myself up before i see a provider, shave, shower thoroughly, cologne, etc.

Haha. All of that is funny and unfortunate...
And same same. Always gotta bring the A game.=)
Do you remember the thread from the guy who was all bummed out that a provider didn't have an extra towel for him? (Just curious) I found it funny and kinda needy at the time, (i was like jeez, its not always a hotel loll)but now I get it. Im actually happy when guys wanna take a shower here first... I know thats a little off topic, sorry super mods...
But ya know cleanliness lol.

OMG hell no was is #1 or #2 forget it but wow that is a no no I make sure to use the restroom first then shower, my pussy has to smell nice and clean. I had a guy I used to see who works outside and it was such a pain to get him to shower I mean you would think it would be refreshing to shower lol...

Dead possum...lol... It's a woman thing. They don't want to be alone. "Mud on it"? Better keep some TP handy just in case.

the provider will tell me that shes going to freshen up and goes to the restroom, then she uses the restroom and leaves the door open for me to hear her do the deed Originally Posted by savak

Would that be deed #1 or deed #2?

I don't mind the first....

Would that be deed #1 or deed #2?

I don't mind the first.... Originally Posted by Beagle

#1

still nasty if u ask me.

I see nothing "Fresh" about going to the bathroom to relieve oneself before sex....

Savak...really? What did u think man? Lolz

ewww. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

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