Top Ten Country & Western Songs
10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.
- Elgato69
- 12-12-2012, 02:42 PM
- Col. Zodiak
- 12-12-2012, 03:36 PM
11. What made Milwaukee famous made me spend all my money.
12. If it weren't for tequila, I would always sleep alone.
13. I had a "10" till she turned around.
14. She had champagne looks, and a budget to match.
12. If it weren't for tequila, I would always sleep alone.
13. I had a "10" till she turned around.
14. She had champagne looks, and a budget to match.
- Mr. Smith111
- 12-13-2012, 07:20 AM
Those are some of my old favorites. Thanks guys, it just makes me sentimental and wanna cry in my beer.
- Bull149
- 12-13-2012, 10:35 PM
I don't drink and they still apply.
- capitan1962
- 01-13-2013, 07:57 PM