Ode to Lauren

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Ode to Lauren!!


Ode, to Lauren!, Most Dear Sweet, Mistress of Mine,
Your Beauty and Wonder Just Sweeps Me Up.
Ode, to Us, and All The Wonderful Times,
May Your, Sweet, Nectar, Ever, Fill, My Cup.
Ode, to Lauren!, For, You Have Enriched Me, So,
To Your Great Riches, Nothing, Thus, Compares.
Ode, to Your Rapture; Rousing, Wonderful,
In Its Luxury, May I, Ever, Share.
Ode, to Your Charm; Enchanting, Rapturous,
Taken, By It, Time After Time, I Am.
Ode, to Your Passion; Tender, Amorous,
Strong and Resonant, May It, Ever, Stand.
Here is To Lauren! and Her Eternal Flame.
With It, In Our Lives, We Shall, Always, Gain....
































chicagoboy's Avatar
That was odious.
Tetas's Avatar
  • Tetas
  • 12-09-2014, 12:42 PM
"Mistress"??
Back off, 'tard. She's my bitch!
Nah. Mine's better.

Hey girl.
Got cash.
Knock boots?
Right on.
I'm sure her business is doing very well...especially with your pimpin'...eerr endorsement.
I'm sure her business is doing very well...especially with your pimpin'...eerr endorsement. Originally Posted by SNL9933
Lol... Pocket pimp?
^^^^The only way to describe her scent is....so beautiful that you just want to bury your nose in her gorgeous red hair...close yours....and wish time would stand still.....I'm serious... Originally Posted by SNL9933
your nose is stuck so far up her ass that the hemorrhoids are asking for space,and you on the verge of being born again Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
Troll - and you dared to call me a kiss ass??? ...lol Dorian "Douche" Gray....
What? ....No mention of her shoes?
boardman's Avatar
What? ....No mention of her shoes? Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
He doesn't like the smell of my piss...
Wakeup's Avatar
OP...you're doing it wrong...

You need to list every other hooker in her price range and then explain, one at a time, how she's better than all of them...
What? ....No mention of her shoes? Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
He doesn't like the smell of my piss... Originally Posted by boardman
I'm thinking the contrary.
wildething's Avatar


Bravo, sir! That was beautiful.
Makes me rethink my no attachments policy.
boardman's Avatar
OP...you're doing it wrong...

You need to list every other hooker in her price range and then explain, one at a time, how she's better than all of them even though you've never seen most of them... Originally Posted by Wakeup

FTFY