A Jewish daughter says, "I'm divorcing Irv. Al he ever wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a nickel."
Her mother says,"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
you live in an 8 bedroom mansion,
you drive a $250,000 Ferrari,
you get $2,000 a week allowance
you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all
that away...Over 45 cents?"
Now that's a Jewish mother!!!