What's the scoop Miss Kitty?
- sadie
- 04-05-2010, 03:36 PM
Ok. Someones GOTTA explain the colonics session. I have been wildly curious ever since I heard it was offered. Is it a sexual turn on to have your intestines violently flushed out? Are you hooked up to the long plastic tube,or pop an enema and run like hell?!
What's the scoop Miss Kitty?
What's the scoop Miss Kitty?
- Guest032112
- 04-05-2010, 04:04 PM
Having prepared for a colonoscopy a couple of different times, if cononics is anything like the prep, I can tell you there's NO SEXUAL turnon from having your intestines violently flushed out. Of course if you have a porcelain fetish and enjoy reading, one with a sick mind might consider it a pleasureable event. 
And Sadie, you know I'm open minded and trust you implicitly, but I ain't goin' there! LOL
And Sadie, you know I'm open minded and trust you implicitly, but I ain't goin' there! LOL
- willro
- 04-05-2010, 05:01 PM
Ok. Someones GOTTA explain the colonics session. I have been wildly curious ever since I heard it was offered. Is it a sexual turn on to have your intestines violently flushed out? Are you hooked up to the long plastic tube,or pop an enema and run like hell? Originally Posted by sadieThat sounds like one of the least desirable experiences that I can think of involving a hot woman and nudity. I will have to say that willro will pass on the colonic treatment. I'll just take something far more normal on my date and eat a fiber bar later on that day.
- MacTheKnife
- 04-05-2010, 05:10 PM
I think it is similar to the experience below.
Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal:
I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis . Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, quote, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!'
I left Andy's office with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called 'MoviPrep,'which comes in a box larg e enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of America 's enemies.
I spent the next several days productively sitting around being nervous. Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In accordance with my instructions, I didn't eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor. Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a one-liter plastic jug, and then you fill it with lukewarm water. (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about 32 gallons.) Then you have to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes - and here I am being kind - like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.
The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, 'a loose watery bowel movement may result.' This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.
MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever seen a space-shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet.
After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep. The next morning my wife drove me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not only was I worried about the procedure, but I had been experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep spurtage. I was thinking, 'What if I spurt on Andy?' How do you apologize to a friend for something like that? Flowers would not be enough.
At the clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I understood and totally agreed with whatever the heck the forms said. Then they led me to a room full of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little curtained space and took off my clothes and put on one of those hospital garments designed by sadist perverts, the kind that, when you put it on, makes you feel even more naked than when you are actually naked.
Then a nurse named Eddie put a little needle in a vein in my left hand. Ordinarily I would have fainted, but Eddie was very good, and I was already lying down. Eddie also told me that some people put vodka in their MoviPrep. At first I was ticked off that I hadn't thought of this, but then I pondered what would happen if you got yourself too tipsy to make it to the bathroom, so you were staggering around in full Fire Hose Mode. You would have no choice but to burn your house.
When everything was ready, Eddie wheeled me into the procedure room, where Andy was waiting with a nurse and an anesthesiologist. I did not see the 17,000-foot tube, but I knew Andy had it hidden around there somewhere. I was seriously nervous at this point. Andy had me roll over on my left side, and the anesthesiologist began hooking something up to the needle in my hand. There was music playing in the room, and I realized that the song was 'Dancing Queen' by Abba. I remarked to Andy that, of all the songs that could be playing during this particular procedure, 'Dancing Queen' has to be the least appropriate.
'You want me to turn it up?' said Andy, from somewhere behind me.
'Ha ha,' I said. And then it was time, the moment I had been dreading for more than a decade. If you are squeamish, prepare yourself, because I am going to tell you, in explicit detail, exactly what it was like.
I have no idea. Really. I slept through it. One moment, Abba was shrieking 'Dancing Queen! Feel the beat from the tambourine' and the next moment, I was back in the other room, waking up in a very mellow mood. Andy was looking down at me and asking me how I felt. I felt excellent. I felt even more excellent when Andy told me that it was all over, and that my colon had passed with flying colors. I have never been prouder of an internal organ.
Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal:
I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis . Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, quote, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!'
I left Andy's office with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called 'MoviPrep,'which comes in a box larg e enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of America 's enemies.
I spent the next several days productively sitting around being nervous. Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In accordance with my instructions, I didn't eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor. Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a one-liter plastic jug, and then you fill it with lukewarm water. (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about 32 gallons.) Then you have to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes - and here I am being kind - like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.
The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, 'a loose watery bowel movement may result.' This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.
MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever seen a space-shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet.
After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep. The next morning my wife drove me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not only was I worried about the procedure, but I had been experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep spurtage. I was thinking, 'What if I spurt on Andy?' How do you apologize to a friend for something like that? Flowers would not be enough.
At the clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I understood and totally agreed with whatever the heck the forms said. Then they led me to a room full of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little curtained space and took off my clothes and put on one of those hospital garments designed by sadist perverts, the kind that, when you put it on, makes you feel even more naked than when you are actually naked.
Then a nurse named Eddie put a little needle in a vein in my left hand. Ordinarily I would have fainted, but Eddie was very good, and I was already lying down. Eddie also told me that some people put vodka in their MoviPrep. At first I was ticked off that I hadn't thought of this, but then I pondered what would happen if you got yourself too tipsy to make it to the bathroom, so you were staggering around in full Fire Hose Mode. You would have no choice but to burn your house.
When everything was ready, Eddie wheeled me into the procedure room, where Andy was waiting with a nurse and an anesthesiologist. I did not see the 17,000-foot tube, but I knew Andy had it hidden around there somewhere. I was seriously nervous at this point. Andy had me roll over on my left side, and the anesthesiologist began hooking something up to the needle in my hand. There was music playing in the room, and I realized that the song was 'Dancing Queen' by Abba. I remarked to Andy that, of all the songs that could be playing during this particular procedure, 'Dancing Queen' has to be the least appropriate.
'You want me to turn it up?' said Andy, from somewhere behind me.
'Ha ha,' I said. And then it was time, the moment I had been dreading for more than a decade. If you are squeamish, prepare yourself, because I am going to tell you, in explicit detail, exactly what it was like.
I have no idea. Really. I slept through it. One moment, Abba was shrieking 'Dancing Queen! Feel the beat from the tambourine' and the next moment, I was back in the other room, waking up in a very mellow mood. Andy was looking down at me and asking me how I felt. I felt excellent. I felt even more excellent when Andy told me that it was all over, and that my colon had passed with flying colors. I have never been prouder of an internal organ.
- bluffcityguy
- 04-05-2010, 05:23 PM
I think it is similar to the experience below. Originally Posted by Mac92451I doubt that it includes the same drugs that made Dave feel so mellow afterwards, though.
When I had my colonoscopy, I didn't have nearly the problems with the laxatives that Dave had. And frankly, if it wasn't bad for you (as I'm sure it is), I'd have one every week just to get those drugs. I've never felt better or happier than I did for about 24 hours after my colonoscopy.
Cheers,
bcg
- PSD
- 04-05-2010, 05:50 PM
...you could be on the wrong end of THIS!!!
...from the "Other Realm" forum...
Mistress Abby's Toilet Slave Training Tutorial
First, let me dispel your thoughts about how horrible this would be to do to someone. There are thousands of men out there who fantasize almost exclusively about servicing a woman in this way. To take someone in and train them to become what they desire to be is not horrible—you are allowing a man to fulfill his deepest and darkest fantasy. Don't believe me? Just do a Google search for “toilet slave” and count how many personal adds you run across from guys wishing to become one.
Alright, so there are guys out there who want to become a toilet, but why would I want to use a man as a toilet? This is a very common question and one I run across often. Once you've had the experience of using a skilled toilet slave, you will realize that there truly is no better luxury in the world. Here are a few reasons:
* Never again will you have to deal with the smell or splash of a traditional toilet. A toilet that has gone through my training process will be able to lock his lips air tight around you and keep them there no matter how much you give him or how quickly, sparing you the unpleasant stench.
* Using a toilet slave is more sanitary than traditional methods of cleaning—he will have better view and will have the training required to leave you spotlessly clean every time.
There's no better feeling in the world than a toilet slave's tongue cleaning you in your most personal area.
* What a power rush it is to use a man as a personal toilet: It truly is the most degrading role a man can play, which may explain why it's so popular (with men--).
* If you're lucky, and find a handsome toilet slave, it's truly quite an erotic experience in addition to the power trip. Just seeing those eager eyes staring up at me in perfect obedience as I prepare to shit down his throat gets me wet every time. I personally would never use my toilet slave to get off because that would make my boyfriend jealous; however, it can definitely get me in the mood... And what a wonderful way to clean up after sex! Just sit back and let your slave do his work :-).
* Had a bad day at the office and need to vent? Why there's no better way to take out your frustrations. Have your toilet slave ram his nose up your butt and pretend it's someone at work... hehehe.
A good toilet slave is content with his fate and enjoys what he does. Witnessing this day after day definitely keeps things in perspective.
* When you are finished, have your slave massage your butt around your hole with some cool moisturizing lotion using his tongue. This is a fantastic feeling and helps keep your skin healthy.
* Your slave will be more than happy to clean you out on that wonderful time of a month. This is so much more effective and sanitary than any other method.
* Have a nasty flavor in your mouth? Bite in to something gross at dinner? Don't spit in the toilet and waste water flushing it down, when you can easily spit into your slaves mouth.
Training an effective toilet slave is unfortunately quite a challenge. Even though there are many men out there who fantasize about becoming a woman's toilet, few turn out to become effective toilets. Few can tolerate the tolerate the taste and even fewer can ingest quickly enough not to make a horable mess and smell. Training a man to become your toilet is almost always more of an undertaking than initially realized.
Over the years, I've come up with a regime that has proved extremely effective. If followed on a slave, I guarantee wonderful results. Slave is a keyword here. This guide is to creating a full-time toilet slave with no other purpose in life other than serving you during your most personal moments. A true slave is a wonderful and difficult find these days—many who claim to be them do not truly know what they are claiming to be. This guide assumes that you already have a slave and intend to train him for this role. If you want to train your husband or some other man who is not a slave to become your toilet on a part-time basis, this guide can be followed loosely.
Toilet training is really a huge money making opportunity for an entrepreneurial woman out there who decides to go into the business of churning out toilet slaves. Submissive men will pay well to be trained. Rich mistresses out there wishing to own a toilet slave but lack the patience to train their own would pay well for a trained slave.
Before you begin, it's very important to make sure you don't allow your slave to masturbate for at least a month. The most effective way to do this is through chastity. I've used several variations from http://www.chastitytube.com/page1.html in the past—these are somewhat pricey, but extremely well built. Most of these require a chastity piercing: something every slave should have. I recommend a PA. A man that has been denied release for over a month will be easier to mold into a role as your toilet.
Most mistresses prefer siting in a chair designed for a toilet slave rather than squatting directly on his face. While squatting certainly works, it is much less comfortable than a chair especially if you like to take your time. If you'd rather not buy your own, why not have your slave make you one before you commit him to his fate? It should be comfortable enough to sit on for long periods of time. Even if your slave lacks carpentry skills, a wooden box, couple of holes and a toilet seat on top isn't rocket science.
I.Phase One: 1 month
The first phase is mostly psychological. It prepares you and your slave mentally for the two stages coming up. Honestly, the most important part of this phase is that you feel comfortable being watched by your slave. If you are sure that you already to, you may shorten this step to a week... Some may choose to skip it entirely if they are in a rush.
On day one, secure your slave in chastity in the bathroom. Give him a bucket to relieve himself. Restrain his hands and legs as much as possible. Do not allow him to groom, wash himself, or brush his teeth.
Tell him what you intend to turn him into. Tell him that soon, this will be his only purpose in life. Use graphic words that will stick in his mind when you describe what you intend to do to him and how he will react. The one way conversation could go something like:
“Soon, you will be servicing me regularly during my most personal moments. You will be my toilet. You will sit here... ALL DAY... alone... in the dark... and wait for me... to take a shit down your throat. This will be your only purpose in life and you will be grateful for such a privilege... You'll eagerly accept the gift of my excrement and be thankful to me for it. From this day on, you will only be referred to by what you are: [make up degrading name of your choice here].”
You will Ask him to nod his head to acknowledge that he heard you, but under no circumstances allow him to speak. This will be the last thing you say to him during this phase. Be sure not to speak to him at all after this. His fate should be the last thing he hears from your mouth. Don't give him anything else to think about. This is something that will take your slave a long time to realize.
Keep the lights off while you are not in the room. Before using the bathroom, wait a couple of minutes for his eyes to adjust before you go. You want to be sure that he sees you in the process: If he's not watching, force him to look without words. As soon as you are done, turn off the lights. The only thing he should see this month is you going to the bathroom, all he should hear is what he will soon be receiving splashing into the water of the toilet.
You must shower, brush your teeth, hair, etc in another bathroom. Be sure to NEVER allow your slave to talk. He will never be allowed to do so again unless directly asked a question—which you should avoid doing. Punish him severely for speaking without being asked a direct question.
This phase of training will also serve as training for you. You should feel completely comfortable doing your business while your slave is watching. You should continue this training until you feel completely comfortable, no matter how long this takes.
For food, one full can of dog food a day will condition his stomach for what's coming. I recommend Alpo brand: Hearty Loaf Beef, Bacon & Cheese. One full can a day will suffice. Be sure he finishes it.
For hydration, fill a water bottle with 5 cups of water. Give him 2.5 cups at a time, but squirt it rapidly two inches from his mouth. Do not allow him to drink the water he spills. This is to get him used to drinking fast and carefully without spilling.
Once every third day, force your slave to take a shot of apple cyder vinegar. Make him hold in his mouth for 20 minutes before swallowing. If he gags, throws up, or shows any discontent, make him do it again (up to 4 times—at which point beat him instead).
I.Part Two: 1-3 Weeks
After a month, your slave should be ripe enough to begin his second phase of training. Your slave is already starting to be reprogrammed. Eventually, your slave will not be able to have an erection without the presence of your excrement—usually this effect happens after a year of serving as a full-time toilet. This month will get him used to being in close contact with it. The smell and taste will take time to get used to, but the apple cider and dog food should have conditioned his stomach enough to keep it down.
This is a particularly difficult month for the trainer because there is no avoiding an awful stench. I recommend using nose plugs while implementing this phase of training.
Begin by taking the chastity device off your slave. Keep his hands restrained behind his back so it is impossible to masturbate. Also stop giving your slave doses of apple cider vinegar and reduce his dog food intake to 1/4 a can per day. This is to ensure that he will be uncomfortably hungry unless he decides to eat what you give him.
You will want to keep your slave in the bath tub for the entire week. Plug the drain so that no water can escape and do not allow him to leave the tub to use the toilet—Force him to wear an adult diaper, which will overflow by the week's end—this is OK and intentional. Not only will he be in regular contact with your excrement throughout the week, he will have to soak in his own. For the next couple of weeks, instead of using the toilet, use the tub whenever you need to take a shit. I recommend not going on top of him, but in easy reach—this will allow him to approach it at his own pace.
Once you finish, force him to lean over and shove his nose and face into your excrement. Ask him to pick some of it up with his mouth and keep it in for several minutes and swallow some. If it doesn't gross you out, I recommend getting some latex gloves, and using them to smear it thoroughly over his face—be sure to get plenty up his nostrils and into his mouth. It's important that he has an erection during this process. Monitor him and if he doesn't have a hard on, you must help it along with some gentle friction, but make sure to NOT allow him release. It is extremely important that he is excited while being introduced to your shit.
Another important part is that he stay ungroomed and washed. During this period, your slave should be under constant influence of the smell, taste, and feel of human waste. Make sure to get it deep into his hair--if your slave has a beard and mustash, be sure to get plenty into it as well. He will have his hands restrained behind his back and will be unable to wipe it out.
Be sure to turn off the lights when you are finished. If you ever catch your slave in the process of, or find evidence that he released his load, be sure to punish him so severely that he will never think of doing so again. Denial is important because it keeps his mind focused and in a state that makes the process much easier.
Each time you urinate, do so into his mouth (do not make contact with his mouth since his mouth has been in contact with excrement and not cleaned, it is not safe). If you can't comfortably do so when your slave is in the tub, urinate into a water bottle and squeeze it into his mouth. Force him to drink it all. If he spills any (which he will surely do), whip him moderately. I recommend using something you can afford to get rid of after the week (such as a flexible stick or a wire close hanger), since your slave is not allowed to clean himself. Also, reduce his water intake to only 2 cups a day so he is always thirsty when he receives your urine.
Throughout the week, your slaves diet should consist of 1/2 a can of dog food and your excrement (always force him to eat only some, but allow him to eat as much as he wants).
Always use paper when you are done during this phase. You can dispose of it in the toilet, or throw it in the tub with your slave—up to you.
It's important that you talk to your slave only when absolutely necessary. When you do, be sure to call him what he is.
II.The 3d phase: 3 months to a year
By now, your slave should be almost ready. During this phase you will train him to eat your shit very quickly—quickly enough so that he should be able to swallow what you give him faster than you give it to him. Your slave will need to get used to swallowing your shit without chewing it in order for this to be possible—something that takes all toilet slaves some time to perfect. Some use their tongues to soften it slightly before swallowing. The amount of time required by slaves to perfect this important technique varies wildly from slave to slave. In some extreme cases, it can take many months before a slave can ingest a good size stool very quickly consistently (the worst case I've personally run across was 6 months, but have heard of cases taking up to a year). Eventually after enough beatings and practice, your slave will get it. Don't give up on him!
Hygiene will be another important part of this final stage. Begin the week by forcing your slave to dispose of his diaper, take a shower, brush his teeth, floss, and use mouth wash. You should force him to clean his teeth and mouth after every use. He will also be required to groom himself to your specifications: hair length, hair style, beard/mustache, calone, deodorant, nails, etc.
For this phase, you should go number 2 directly into his mouth. Have him lie on his back in the tub with his feet in the air. Sit over the side of the tub, so your butt is roughly 4 inches from his mouth and legs spread with your knees roughly 12 inches apart (sit on a towel or pillow for comfort). Have him hold a bowl in one hand to collect any urine that spills during the process. This will take some coordination. The goal here for the slave is to keep up with you and not spill anything.
All toilet slaves find this phase the most difficult of the 4 phases. Be sure that you have given you slave stools of a variety of different consistencies. Experiment with all sorts of different foods. If you have to, use stool softeners—this is not recommended though for more than a couple times a month. Softer stools tend to have a more intense flavor and smell and may cause your slave to throw up or gag the first few experiences; however, softer stools are much easier to swallow quickly.
Now for the fun part. For most mistresses, this part of the experience is why they train a toilet slave to begin with... There is nothing like the sensation of having your ass cleaned by a man's tongue. Your slave should thoroughly clean his mouth before this process. I always make my slave wash his mouth 5 times with water and 30 seconds with mouth wash before this step—be sure that your slave does this very quickly—He shouldn't take longer than a minute to prepare his mouth for your ass. Once your slave's mouth is clean, instruct him not to let his tongue wander far from your hole. It's extremely important that his tongue stay far away from your vaginal region to avoid infections. Alright, here's how I like to have my slave do it:
Have your slave hold a glass of water in his hand and cup his lips around your hole and begin by moving his tongue up and down to clean the surface. His tongue should feel cool with fresh water from rinsing. Then his tongue should enter your hole approximately two inches and make small circular movements. His tongue should stay in for about 2 seconds, then retract and enter again. This should happen about 3 times. He is to then wash his mouth out with cool water and repeat the process until he is sure it's perfectly clean. Next comes the moisturizer. Your slave is to dry his tongue with a towel and place a dab of hand lotion onto its tip. H should then carefully massage it onto the surface of your butt around your hole with his tongue. This is an extremely refreshing feeling and keeps your skin healthy.
Lastly, your slave is an investment of your valuable time. Like any valuable possession, you want him to last a long time. Keep him healthy by giving him vitamins every night and forcing him to exercise. I recommend a daily routine of running in place for an hour, 100 sit ups, and 50 push ups.
Do not proceed to the next phase until you are confident that your slave can ingest quickly enough.
III.Ah, the final stage. Your slave is finely ready. Test out your slave to see how well he performs. The next time you go number 2, have your slave close his lips around your ass hole and not let any air slip by while ingesting your gift. This is the moment that you've worked so hard to attain. Relax and enjoy it.
Your slave should catch your urine into a boal while munching. When finish, he will drink whatever is in the boal and begin the wonderful cleaning process.
Dress up your slave however you want. Perhaps, if you are a sadist and assuming this is a permanent toilet slave, you could graduate him with a tattoo or branding of what he has become on his chest. Maybe force him to wear a “You are what you eat” shirt hehehe... Whatever your twisted mind comes up with. Dress him up however you wish, position him however you like, and enjoy your new toilet slave! __________________
Simply put.....
Run Forest, RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!
...from the "Other Realm" forum...
Mistress Abby's Toilet Slave Training Tutorial
First, let me dispel your thoughts about how horrible this would be to do to someone. There are thousands of men out there who fantasize almost exclusively about servicing a woman in this way. To take someone in and train them to become what they desire to be is not horrible—you are allowing a man to fulfill his deepest and darkest fantasy. Don't believe me? Just do a Google search for “toilet slave” and count how many personal adds you run across from guys wishing to become one.
Alright, so there are guys out there who want to become a toilet, but why would I want to use a man as a toilet? This is a very common question and one I run across often. Once you've had the experience of using a skilled toilet slave, you will realize that there truly is no better luxury in the world. Here are a few reasons:
* Never again will you have to deal with the smell or splash of a traditional toilet. A toilet that has gone through my training process will be able to lock his lips air tight around you and keep them there no matter how much you give him or how quickly, sparing you the unpleasant stench.
* Using a toilet slave is more sanitary than traditional methods of cleaning—he will have better view and will have the training required to leave you spotlessly clean every time.
There's no better feeling in the world than a toilet slave's tongue cleaning you in your most personal area.
* What a power rush it is to use a man as a personal toilet: It truly is the most degrading role a man can play, which may explain why it's so popular (with men--).
* If you're lucky, and find a handsome toilet slave, it's truly quite an erotic experience in addition to the power trip. Just seeing those eager eyes staring up at me in perfect obedience as I prepare to shit down his throat gets me wet every time. I personally would never use my toilet slave to get off because that would make my boyfriend jealous; however, it can definitely get me in the mood... And what a wonderful way to clean up after sex! Just sit back and let your slave do his work :-).
* Had a bad day at the office and need to vent? Why there's no better way to take out your frustrations. Have your toilet slave ram his nose up your butt and pretend it's someone at work... hehehe.
A good toilet slave is content with his fate and enjoys what he does. Witnessing this day after day definitely keeps things in perspective.
* When you are finished, have your slave massage your butt around your hole with some cool moisturizing lotion using his tongue. This is a fantastic feeling and helps keep your skin healthy.
* Your slave will be more than happy to clean you out on that wonderful time of a month. This is so much more effective and sanitary than any other method.
* Have a nasty flavor in your mouth? Bite in to something gross at dinner? Don't spit in the toilet and waste water flushing it down, when you can easily spit into your slaves mouth.
Training an effective toilet slave is unfortunately quite a challenge. Even though there are many men out there who fantasize about becoming a woman's toilet, few turn out to become effective toilets. Few can tolerate the tolerate the taste and even fewer can ingest quickly enough not to make a horable mess and smell. Training a man to become your toilet is almost always more of an undertaking than initially realized.
Over the years, I've come up with a regime that has proved extremely effective. If followed on a slave, I guarantee wonderful results. Slave is a keyword here. This guide is to creating a full-time toilet slave with no other purpose in life other than serving you during your most personal moments. A true slave is a wonderful and difficult find these days—many who claim to be them do not truly know what they are claiming to be. This guide assumes that you already have a slave and intend to train him for this role. If you want to train your husband or some other man who is not a slave to become your toilet on a part-time basis, this guide can be followed loosely.
Toilet training is really a huge money making opportunity for an entrepreneurial woman out there who decides to go into the business of churning out toilet slaves. Submissive men will pay well to be trained. Rich mistresses out there wishing to own a toilet slave but lack the patience to train their own would pay well for a trained slave.
Before you begin, it's very important to make sure you don't allow your slave to masturbate for at least a month. The most effective way to do this is through chastity. I've used several variations from http://www.chastitytube.com/page1.html in the past—these are somewhat pricey, but extremely well built. Most of these require a chastity piercing: something every slave should have. I recommend a PA. A man that has been denied release for over a month will be easier to mold into a role as your toilet.
Most mistresses prefer siting in a chair designed for a toilet slave rather than squatting directly on his face. While squatting certainly works, it is much less comfortable than a chair especially if you like to take your time. If you'd rather not buy your own, why not have your slave make you one before you commit him to his fate? It should be comfortable enough to sit on for long periods of time. Even if your slave lacks carpentry skills, a wooden box, couple of holes and a toilet seat on top isn't rocket science.
I.Phase One: 1 month
The first phase is mostly psychological. It prepares you and your slave mentally for the two stages coming up. Honestly, the most important part of this phase is that you feel comfortable being watched by your slave. If you are sure that you already to, you may shorten this step to a week... Some may choose to skip it entirely if they are in a rush.
On day one, secure your slave in chastity in the bathroom. Give him a bucket to relieve himself. Restrain his hands and legs as much as possible. Do not allow him to groom, wash himself, or brush his teeth.
Tell him what you intend to turn him into. Tell him that soon, this will be his only purpose in life. Use graphic words that will stick in his mind when you describe what you intend to do to him and how he will react. The one way conversation could go something like:
“Soon, you will be servicing me regularly during my most personal moments. You will be my toilet. You will sit here... ALL DAY... alone... in the dark... and wait for me... to take a shit down your throat. This will be your only purpose in life and you will be grateful for such a privilege... You'll eagerly accept the gift of my excrement and be thankful to me for it. From this day on, you will only be referred to by what you are: [make up degrading name of your choice here].”
You will Ask him to nod his head to acknowledge that he heard you, but under no circumstances allow him to speak. This will be the last thing you say to him during this phase. Be sure not to speak to him at all after this. His fate should be the last thing he hears from your mouth. Don't give him anything else to think about. This is something that will take your slave a long time to realize.
Keep the lights off while you are not in the room. Before using the bathroom, wait a couple of minutes for his eyes to adjust before you go. You want to be sure that he sees you in the process: If he's not watching, force him to look without words. As soon as you are done, turn off the lights. The only thing he should see this month is you going to the bathroom, all he should hear is what he will soon be receiving splashing into the water of the toilet.
You must shower, brush your teeth, hair, etc in another bathroom. Be sure to NEVER allow your slave to talk. He will never be allowed to do so again unless directly asked a question—which you should avoid doing. Punish him severely for speaking without being asked a direct question.
This phase of training will also serve as training for you. You should feel completely comfortable doing your business while your slave is watching. You should continue this training until you feel completely comfortable, no matter how long this takes.
For food, one full can of dog food a day will condition his stomach for what's coming. I recommend Alpo brand: Hearty Loaf Beef, Bacon & Cheese. One full can a day will suffice. Be sure he finishes it.
For hydration, fill a water bottle with 5 cups of water. Give him 2.5 cups at a time, but squirt it rapidly two inches from his mouth. Do not allow him to drink the water he spills. This is to get him used to drinking fast and carefully without spilling.
Once every third day, force your slave to take a shot of apple cyder vinegar. Make him hold in his mouth for 20 minutes before swallowing. If he gags, throws up, or shows any discontent, make him do it again (up to 4 times—at which point beat him instead).
I.Part Two: 1-3 Weeks
After a month, your slave should be ripe enough to begin his second phase of training. Your slave is already starting to be reprogrammed. Eventually, your slave will not be able to have an erection without the presence of your excrement—usually this effect happens after a year of serving as a full-time toilet. This month will get him used to being in close contact with it. The smell and taste will take time to get used to, but the apple cider and dog food should have conditioned his stomach enough to keep it down.
This is a particularly difficult month for the trainer because there is no avoiding an awful stench. I recommend using nose plugs while implementing this phase of training.
Begin by taking the chastity device off your slave. Keep his hands restrained behind his back so it is impossible to masturbate. Also stop giving your slave doses of apple cider vinegar and reduce his dog food intake to 1/4 a can per day. This is to ensure that he will be uncomfortably hungry unless he decides to eat what you give him.
You will want to keep your slave in the bath tub for the entire week. Plug the drain so that no water can escape and do not allow him to leave the tub to use the toilet—Force him to wear an adult diaper, which will overflow by the week's end—this is OK and intentional. Not only will he be in regular contact with your excrement throughout the week, he will have to soak in his own. For the next couple of weeks, instead of using the toilet, use the tub whenever you need to take a shit. I recommend not going on top of him, but in easy reach—this will allow him to approach it at his own pace.
Once you finish, force him to lean over and shove his nose and face into your excrement. Ask him to pick some of it up with his mouth and keep it in for several minutes and swallow some. If it doesn't gross you out, I recommend getting some latex gloves, and using them to smear it thoroughly over his face—be sure to get plenty up his nostrils and into his mouth. It's important that he has an erection during this process. Monitor him and if he doesn't have a hard on, you must help it along with some gentle friction, but make sure to NOT allow him release. It is extremely important that he is excited while being introduced to your shit.
Another important part is that he stay ungroomed and washed. During this period, your slave should be under constant influence of the smell, taste, and feel of human waste. Make sure to get it deep into his hair--if your slave has a beard and mustash, be sure to get plenty into it as well. He will have his hands restrained behind his back and will be unable to wipe it out.
Be sure to turn off the lights when you are finished. If you ever catch your slave in the process of, or find evidence that he released his load, be sure to punish him so severely that he will never think of doing so again. Denial is important because it keeps his mind focused and in a state that makes the process much easier.
Each time you urinate, do so into his mouth (do not make contact with his mouth since his mouth has been in contact with excrement and not cleaned, it is not safe). If you can't comfortably do so when your slave is in the tub, urinate into a water bottle and squeeze it into his mouth. Force him to drink it all. If he spills any (which he will surely do), whip him moderately. I recommend using something you can afford to get rid of after the week (such as a flexible stick or a wire close hanger), since your slave is not allowed to clean himself. Also, reduce his water intake to only 2 cups a day so he is always thirsty when he receives your urine.
Throughout the week, your slaves diet should consist of 1/2 a can of dog food and your excrement (always force him to eat only some, but allow him to eat as much as he wants).
Always use paper when you are done during this phase. You can dispose of it in the toilet, or throw it in the tub with your slave—up to you.
It's important that you talk to your slave only when absolutely necessary. When you do, be sure to call him what he is.
II.The 3d phase: 3 months to a year
By now, your slave should be almost ready. During this phase you will train him to eat your shit very quickly—quickly enough so that he should be able to swallow what you give him faster than you give it to him. Your slave will need to get used to swallowing your shit without chewing it in order for this to be possible—something that takes all toilet slaves some time to perfect. Some use their tongues to soften it slightly before swallowing. The amount of time required by slaves to perfect this important technique varies wildly from slave to slave. In some extreme cases, it can take many months before a slave can ingest a good size stool very quickly consistently (the worst case I've personally run across was 6 months, but have heard of cases taking up to a year). Eventually after enough beatings and practice, your slave will get it. Don't give up on him!
Hygiene will be another important part of this final stage. Begin the week by forcing your slave to dispose of his diaper, take a shower, brush his teeth, floss, and use mouth wash. You should force him to clean his teeth and mouth after every use. He will also be required to groom himself to your specifications: hair length, hair style, beard/mustache, calone, deodorant, nails, etc.
For this phase, you should go number 2 directly into his mouth. Have him lie on his back in the tub with his feet in the air. Sit over the side of the tub, so your butt is roughly 4 inches from his mouth and legs spread with your knees roughly 12 inches apart (sit on a towel or pillow for comfort). Have him hold a bowl in one hand to collect any urine that spills during the process. This will take some coordination. The goal here for the slave is to keep up with you and not spill anything.
All toilet slaves find this phase the most difficult of the 4 phases. Be sure that you have given you slave stools of a variety of different consistencies. Experiment with all sorts of different foods. If you have to, use stool softeners—this is not recommended though for more than a couple times a month. Softer stools tend to have a more intense flavor and smell and may cause your slave to throw up or gag the first few experiences; however, softer stools are much easier to swallow quickly.
Now for the fun part. For most mistresses, this part of the experience is why they train a toilet slave to begin with... There is nothing like the sensation of having your ass cleaned by a man's tongue. Your slave should thoroughly clean his mouth before this process. I always make my slave wash his mouth 5 times with water and 30 seconds with mouth wash before this step—be sure that your slave does this very quickly—He shouldn't take longer than a minute to prepare his mouth for your ass. Once your slave's mouth is clean, instruct him not to let his tongue wander far from your hole. It's extremely important that his tongue stay far away from your vaginal region to avoid infections. Alright, here's how I like to have my slave do it:
Have your slave hold a glass of water in his hand and cup his lips around your hole and begin by moving his tongue up and down to clean the surface. His tongue should feel cool with fresh water from rinsing. Then his tongue should enter your hole approximately two inches and make small circular movements. His tongue should stay in for about 2 seconds, then retract and enter again. This should happen about 3 times. He is to then wash his mouth out with cool water and repeat the process until he is sure it's perfectly clean. Next comes the moisturizer. Your slave is to dry his tongue with a towel and place a dab of hand lotion onto its tip. H should then carefully massage it onto the surface of your butt around your hole with his tongue. This is an extremely refreshing feeling and keeps your skin healthy.
Lastly, your slave is an investment of your valuable time. Like any valuable possession, you want him to last a long time. Keep him healthy by giving him vitamins every night and forcing him to exercise. I recommend a daily routine of running in place for an hour, 100 sit ups, and 50 push ups.
Do not proceed to the next phase until you are confident that your slave can ingest quickly enough.
III.Ah, the final stage. Your slave is finely ready. Test out your slave to see how well he performs. The next time you go number 2, have your slave close his lips around your ass hole and not let any air slip by while ingesting your gift. This is the moment that you've worked so hard to attain. Relax and enjoy it.
Your slave should catch your urine into a boal while munching. When finish, he will drink whatever is in the boal and begin the wonderful cleaning process.
Dress up your slave however you want. Perhaps, if you are a sadist and assuming this is a permanent toilet slave, you could graduate him with a tattoo or branding of what he has become on his chest. Maybe force him to wear a “You are what you eat” shirt hehehe... Whatever your twisted mind comes up with. Dress him up however you wish, position him however you like, and enjoy your new toilet slave! __________________
Simply put.....
Run Forest, RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!
- charlestudor2005
- 04-05-2010, 06:19 PM
- sadie
- 04-05-2010, 06:31 PM
" This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes - and here I am being kind - like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.
The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, 'a loose watery bowel movement may result.' This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.
MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever seen a space-shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet.
After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep. The next morning my wife drove me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not only was I worried about the procedure, but I had been experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep spurtage. I was thinking, 'What if I spurt on Andy?' How do you apologize to a friend for something like that? Flowers would not be enough.
At the clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I understood and totally agreed with whatever the heck the forms said. Then they led me to a room full of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little curtained space and took off my clothes and put on one of those hospital garments designed by sadist perverts, the kind that, when you put it on, makes you feel even more naked than when you are actually naked."
MAC!!!! I seriously just wet my pants!! 
The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, 'a loose watery bowel movement may result.' This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.
MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever seen a space-shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet.
After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep. The next morning my wife drove me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not only was I worried about the procedure, but I had been experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep spurtage. I was thinking, 'What if I spurt on Andy?' How do you apologize to a friend for something like that? Flowers would not be enough.
At the clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I understood and totally agreed with whatever the heck the forms said. Then they led me to a room full of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little curtained space and took off my clothes and put on one of those hospital garments designed by sadist perverts, the kind that, when you put it on, makes you feel even more naked than when you are actually naked."
MAC!!!! I seriously just wet my pants!!
- Bimboknocker
- 04-05-2010, 06:36 PM
Could be worse.... ...you could be on the wrong end of THIS!!!
...from the "Other Realm" forum...
Mistress Abby's Toilet Slave Training Tutorial
Damn!! Is this April Fools bullshit? If not, I see why some people say man is worst than a fucking animal.
- PSD
- 04-05-2010, 06:58 PM
...and apparently, from the article, May, and June and July and August too...
...and half a can of Alpo with a "hot wings for dinner last night" surprise!
...or someone's best chili!
Bizzarro in its worst form!
Shit (no pun intended)....I really didnt mean to hijack this thread!....sorry Arkie friends!
...and half a can of Alpo with a "hot wings for dinner last night" surprise!
...or someone's best chili!
Bizzarro in its worst form!
Shit (no pun intended)....I really didnt mean to hijack this thread!....sorry Arkie friends!
- HSP
- 04-05-2010, 07:22 PM
Oh wow! I was horny until reading this thread ... now just disturbed ... WOW! LOL
HSP
HSP
- PSD
- 04-05-2010, 07:25 PM
...ChicagoSun is going to pop in here....
lol
lol
- sadie
- 04-05-2010, 08:07 PM
SOOO...what lucky man wants to be my toilet slave? Form a line please boys...my bathroom is small. 
- charlestudor2005
- 04-05-2010, 08:23 PM
So, now that we've established this as a man's fantasy; is it also a woman's fantasy? 
- sadie
- 04-05-2010, 08:42 PM
If you are referring to the toliet slave fantasy Charles, then sure it is top five of every woman's deepest desire. I rub one out every night just thinking about a hot man crapping on me. What could be more romantic after a butter drenched, rich, five course meal?