If Eccie is Shutting Down.....

Ive always wondered:
1. Ladies do you tell every man how big his dick is?
2. Ladies what is the #1 rule of Fight Club?
A. NEVER EVER admit to having a pimp
B. GET YOUR MONEY
C. Douche/ PTA bath
D. Dont believe anything he says
E. All of the above
3.Is doggie style the preferred position so you dont have to eyeball the dipshit?
4. What the fuck is up with some gals saying "daddy" and was it awkward calling strangers "baby"?

Men:
1. Who has fallen for a provider(ladies any men saying no here refer to #2 D above)
2. Why do some of you like slapping their ass I dont get it
3. Why do you like cof?(in the pussy or mouth and sometimes body when pulling out but the face??)
4. If youre a pimp, do you ever feel like a pussy next to an actual hardworking man?
5. If youre a pimp why do you tell your girls not to ever say they have a pimp?
6. Does a stiff prick truly have no conscience?


Staff:
How in the fuck do you put up with all this shit lol?

Men:
1. Who has fallen for a provider(ladies any men saying no here refer to #2 D above) NEVER FALLEN FOR A PROVIDER
2. Why do some of you like slapping their ass I dont get it
CAUSE ITS FUN TO SPANK A PERFECT ROUND ASS
3. Why do you like cof?(in the pussy or mouth and sometimes body when pulling out but the face??) BECAUSE MY WIFE WONT DO IT
4. If youre a pimp, do you ever feel like a pussy next to an actual hardworking man? NOT A PIMP SO CANT ANSWER
5. If youre a pimp why do you tell your girls not to ever say they have a pimp? SAME ANSWER AS NUMBER 4
6. Does a stiff prick truly have no conscience? A STIFF PRICK HAS NO CONSCIENCE AND CONTROLS ALL OUR ACTIONS. THAT IS WHY WE MEN NAME IT...WE DONT WANT A COMPLETE STRANGER MAKING OUR DECISIONS

THAT IS WHY WE MEN NAME IT...WE DONT WANT A COMPLETE STRANGER MAKING OUR DECISIONS Originally Posted by bangagong

Okay, we can shut down now. Nobody's gonna post anything better than this.

this is great. id love to post my own, but just in case we don't get shut down, ill be good. Just remember " text me babe " LOL

1. Ladies do you tell every man how big his dick is?

HELL NO...BECAUSE THEY AREN'T ALL BIG. WHILE STROKING AN EGO IS NICE...JUST STROKING HIS COCK IS A MUCH BETTER FEELING OVERALL I WOULD IMAGINE

2. Ladies what is the #1 rule of Fight Club?
A. NEVER EVER admit to having a pimp
B. GET YOUR MONEY
C. Douche/ PTA bath
D. Dont believe anything he says
E. All of the above

B,C AND D IMO (we should all take pride in our personal hygiene And if you don't get the he'll out of the hobby)

3.Is doggie style the preferred position so you dont have to eyeball the dipshit?

OF COURSE NOT... EYE CONTACT IS IMPORTANT TO ME... ESPECIALLY FOR A PASSIONATE SESSION..NOT WHAT EVERYONE IS LOOKING FOR....DONT GET ME WRONG DO I LIKE BEING BENT OVER AND FUCKED FROM TIME TO TIME...WHAT GIRL DOESN'T...IVE ALSO FOUND DOGGIE IS WHEN THE GUYS TRY AND PULL A FAST ONE....

4. What the fuck is up with some gals saying "daddy" and was it awkward calling strangers "baby"?

WON'T CALL YOU DADDY UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO....AND NOT AWKWARD CALLING STRANGERS BABY....ITS JUST A TERM OF ENDEARMENT...YOU COULD INSERT HUN , SWEETIE, BABE, LOVE, SUGAR OR WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE YOU WANT OR PREFER

Men:\
3. Why do you like cof?(in the pussy or mouth and sometimes body when pulling out but the face??) BECAUSE MY WIFE WONT DO IT Originally Posted by bangagong

I doubt your wife would put a sardine in her ear for you either. Do you ask all providers to put sardines in their ears? Why is at all interesting to come on someone's face?

4. What the fuck is up with some gals saying "daddy" and was it awkward calling strangers "baby"?

WON'T CALL YOU DADDY UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO....AND NOT AWKWARD CALLING STRANGERS BABY....ITS JUST A TERM OF ENDEARMENT...YOU COULD INSERT HUN , SWEETIE, BABE, LOVE, SUGAR OR WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE YOU WANT OR PREFER Originally Posted by Analeese

Used to think this was cool until I actually had a child. Now I'm like: "Yeah, don't call me that no more." Lol

I doubt your wife would put a sardine in her ear for you either. Do you ask all providers to put sardines in their ears? Why is at all interesting to come on someone's face? Originally Posted by TexTushHog

When a guy wants to COF me I start having a panic attack about it getting on my eyelashes...lol

Don't worry, it's an invisible panic attack that only I know about.

Edit: I'll pass on the sardines, no thank you!

I think our natural instinct of COF is sort of like why dogs pee on things outside. It marks our territory. So for some reason, our natural instinct is that if we COF, We marked our territory LOL

Used to think this was cool until I actually had a child. Now I'm like: "Yeah, don't call me that no more." Lol Originally Posted by Samhyde

ditto. makes me want to give her extra math homework when I hear that "daddy" shit