Breaking News!!!
The election is being called for Kamala Harris!!!
When reached for comment, expresident trump briefly lifted his head from JD Vance's lap and said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, "if my ear was a cunt I would.... well, I would do something to it."
On a more serious note, we've all seen Trump struggling to climb into into his garbage truck. This further accentuating his physical and mental decline.
And on a side note, according to witnesses and participates, his oral skills have not declined.