Confucius say.......

Confucius says, "Man who run in front of bus get tired, but man who run behind bus get exhausted."

Man who walk through airport turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who stands on toilet, is high on pot.

Woman who fly plane upside down, crack up.

Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can't walk.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Girl who sit on judges lap get honorable discharge.

Man who fish in other mans pond catch crabs

Man who save sex in bank vault soon come into money

Man who push wrong button in elevator.. wrong on many levels.

Man who looses girlfriend's apartment key get no new key.l

Chinese man sees his doctor. doctor says, "You have cataracts." Chinese man says," no I drive a Rincoln"

He who farts in church sits in own pew

Man who screw on kitchen table get ass in jam.

Stupid man chop down tree to get at cherry. Wise man just spread limbs.

Blonde haired woman have black hair by crackeee.

Woman who fly plane upside down have crack up.

I said that already. Must've wanted to hear it again

Man who criticize others must look to himself.

Man who has tool in womans mouth not necessarily dentist.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger

Man who masturbate only screwing self.

Man who bites finger nails should not scratch ass

Woman who slide down bannister have no hair by crackee!!

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Learn to masturbate -- come in handy.

Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.

Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.

Man who mix Viagra with laxative, not know when coming or going.


Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand