Winning the Lottery

Gramps111's Avatar
When I WIN the lottery tonight....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06nbOvtx9Jc


Sorry... dream'n again....
Can't help myself... but two questions need to be asked:

1. Would any of you ladies like to participate in my dream when I win?
(actually, I'm a lot better looking than that guy...
but....regrettably just as old....Dammit!)..
I can think of SEVERAL I'd welcome!!


and.

2. If YOU won (in your dreams of course)...
Who would you like that gorgeous blonde (brunette or redhead) to be?

Don't deny us Olde Farts our Dreams!!!
The Sixth Beatle's Avatar
If I were to win tonight, you'd see a flurry of activity from me in about 2 months.

Why 2 months? If you're interested, search "what to do you if you win the lottery" on the web. There are a couple of nice articles detailing some recommended steps someone should take. If you do it right, it should take 6-8 weeks to get everything in line (if the articles are correct).
malwoody's Avatar
If I were to win tonight, you'd see a flurry of activity from me in about 2 months.

Why 2 months? If you're interested, search "what to do you if you win the lottery" on the web. There are a couple of nice articles detailing some recommended steps someone should take. If you do it right, it should take 6-8 weeks to get everything in line (if the articles are correct). Originally Posted by The Sixth Beatle
Don't forget that you'll need my varied expertise to make it a smooth transition..
Of course I'll have to un-semiretire, so may take me a day or two..
The Sixth Beatle's Avatar
If it's me, I'd be willing to buy you a beverage and pick your brain.
malwoody's Avatar
If it's me, I'd be willing to buy you a beverage and pick your brain. Originally Posted by The Sixth Beatle
However, you don't need to win the lottery....
Helicopter206's Avatar
Just one lonely person in some small town in FL won. poor bastard.
Next person that win's will be west of KS.
Enchanterlingum's Avatar
Two words: Lottery Assassins.