A reason I am "addicted" to Mafia Wars

I am so "addicted" to Mafia Wars on Facebook it is not funny. I play it every day without fail.
Why?
Well besides the obvious fantasy aspect of it, you get to do jobs like this in the "Moscow" expansion...
"Manage An Escort Service Catering to Soldiers" or
"Blackmail A Secretary For An Exec's Itinerary" or
"Hijack An Arms Shipment From A Militant Gang" or even
"Dispose Of A RossijaBanc Exec At Sea"
Now if only all the money I have from this game could be real...would not have to work again EVER!
Such is the sad reality of the cyber world...LOL